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- thompson
meeting girls, how do you do it? what has worked?
or is the most reliable way still getting a referral from friends?i have a slow social network
- doesnotexist0
say, "hey, what's goin' on" and then converse.
in person.
- uberdesigner0
"would you like to go out sometime?"
if that doesn't work, email her a picture of your penis, works like a charm.
- kld0
subtlety, but be subtle about it.
How's the site for Jeffery coming?
- designerror0
"how YOU doin'"
and then pretend to never have heard of Joey from Friends
- bjm0
I'm not really a play boy or anything, but I just say my names Ben, whats yous.
- jdcomba0
you say, i have a shovel, a garbage bag, some rope, and some beers, let's do it.
- kingjulien0
go up to the hottest nectar you see, make sure that the guy she is with can't whoop your ass, reconfirm that fact three of four times, and then whisper in her ear, "if you want to get with a winner, you gots to drop that chicken dinner."
seriously, i should start charging for these little jewels.
- kld0
kj is a master with words, listen to him
- bjm0
Though I meet girls mostly at school (design) and art galleries. I don't think any girls would like me in Texas lol.
- kingjulien0
have you tried, "for five dimes, are multiple pops allowed?"
- bjm0
You guys have nice work, hell I'll date ya.
- mydo0
join some evening classes that chicks go to.. like handbag making. and just look really interested. but better still make friends with guys who know lot's of fit chicks.
- toe_knee0
but better still make friends with guys who know lot's of fit chicks.
mydo
(Jul 18 05, 23:18)amen to that. better still find a flatmate who hangs out with fit chicks. and get a cute dog.
- mydo0
get a cute dog.
toe_knee
(Jul 18 05, 23:22)that's the ticket to infinite honeys.
- Nac0
walk up to one and say "hi"
- mydo0
having your arm in plaster works well too. (have a pen handy so she can write a phone number on it)
- Visia0
mydo, that's funny because that actually worked for me once.
But, I'll give anyone a 1000 bucks if they try this line:
"Hi, did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like the girl I woke up with tomorrow morning?"
Good luck.
- toe_knee0
'Hey will you be walking to your car by yourself tonight? I’ll be waiting over here till you do.'
- Dane Cook
- mydo0
me "what winks and makes love like a tiger?"
girl "what?"
me *winks
girl *laughs, leaves.
- shellie0
saying... "hi" talking for a long bit.. and at the very very very very very end, say "talking to you was rad. let's do it again sometime. do you have an email address?"
email.. talk some more. arrange a play date. she'll like you more if you dont go straight for the dating/getting in the pants angle.
with almost every attractive guy who pulls that shit on me, i always fall for it. (stupid).