Things to Own
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- Jaline0
true
- benfal990
wow that was so funny..
- Jaline0
Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.
says so here:
http://www.funny2.com/facts.htm
- SteveJobs0
girls things:
1. photo: sure
2. heels: sure
3. f*ck no! unless you want to date a wife-beater-wearing thug that ends his sentences with 'dog' and 'yo'.
4. pickup line: if you need a pickup line, then you shouldn't use one. if that was confusing, let's hope you've at least mastered the art of body language...
5. if you're gonna stock a six pack, put together a custom pack with an assortment to suit his tastes. (ie. negro modelo, duvel, chimay, etc). many of the new trendy whole foods grocers allow you to put together your own custom six pack.
6. bathroom mags: take the beer approach as noted above. architecture, travel and food are always good choices.
7. business card: if your employer didn't issue you a box of these and your not a successful freelancer, avoid this. you're trying too hard. bar napkins are a cheap and convenient alternative.
8. earplugs: wtf? i don't snore!
9. queer eye gay guy: you can get these guys a dime a dozen these days. that show had 'em pouring out the closet door. why speed dial when you can conference call and have your love life and bathroom decor dilemmas solved instantly?
10. condoms: population control starts at home.
- scarabin0
furthermore, the earplugs thing are an insult, i don't give a shit what kind of reading material you have in your bathroom (?), but if you do, make it girly.
why would i wanna see man stuff in your bathroom? i want to see unconquered territory.
- blaw0
*skips onehundredsixtyfive posts and types...
no.
- anzelina0
1. maybe, but i don't display it.
2. yes
3. no
4. i don't pick up guys.
5. yes i love beer.
6. no
7. yes
8. no
9. yes
10. no
- anzelina0
hi anzelina!
emokid
(Jun 20 05, 16:43)
________________i wasn't in this thread yet
- anzelina0
this thread cracked me up
- emokid0
i wasn't in this thread yet
anzelina
(Jun 20 05, 20:20i know you weren't but the anticipation was making me giddy.
- Meeklo0
What a load of crap..