Things to Own
- Started
- Last post
- 171 Responses
- MrDinky0
stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)stupid is stupid does madam
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:28
- nick0
I LIKE PENIS IN MY BUM!
benfal99
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)
- nick0
I LIKE PENIS IN MY BUM!
benfal99
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)ME TOO!
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:30)
- grafholic0
stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)stupid is stupid does madam
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:28whofuckingcares
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)
- nick0
stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)stupid is stupid does madam
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:28whofuckingcares
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)I WANT PENIS IN MY BUM!
grafholic
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)
- MrDinky0
I LIKE PENIS IN MY BUM!
benfal99
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)ME TOO!
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:30)you got no penis
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)
- nick0
I LIKE PENIS IN MY BUM!
benfal99
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)ME TOO!
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:30)you got no penis
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)its true :(
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)
- MrDinky0
I LIKE PENIS IN MY BUM!
benfal99
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)ME TOO!
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:30)you got no penis
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)its true :(
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)can you wash sand off my vagina?
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:32)
- grafholic0
stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)stupid is stupid does madam
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:28whofuckingcares
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)I WANT TO BLEACH MY BUM!
grafholic
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)OMG, ME TOO, WE TOTALLY SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER, LIKE THIS IS SO COOL.
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)
- MrDinky0
stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)stupid is stupid does madam
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:28whofuckingcares
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)I WANT TO BLEACH MY BUM!
grafholic
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)OMG, ME TOO, WE TOTALLY SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER, LIKE THIS IS SO COOL. just dont cum on my $200 jeans
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)
- grafholic0
stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)stupid is stupid does madam
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:28whofuckingcares
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:29)I WANT TO BLEACH MY BUM!
grafholic
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)OMG, ME TOO, WE TOTALLY SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER, LIKE THIS IS SO COOL. just dont cum on my $200 jeans
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:31)*squirt*
[sorry]
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:34)
- nick0
this thread has become stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)
- nick0
nice 1 graf
- MrDinky0
this thread has become stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)no its cause i am in here that why
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:35)
- nick0
this thread has become stupid
Spix
(Jun 20 05, 17:27)no its cause i am in here that why
nick
(Jun 20 05, 17:35)fuck this thread, im goin to the NT Cyber Gang Bang thread!
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:37)
- MrDinky0
------ the end-------
- designerror0
I use my Graphic Diagrams as toilet paper when i run outta $100 bills
- Jaline0
------ the end-------
MrDinky
(Jun 20 05, 17:38)OHNOYOUDONT
- SteveJobs0
sorry i'm late, here's my much respected response for men:
1.espresso: fine, but top notch not needed for a good cup of trende latte.
2. lamp: yes, a nice lamp with a warm ambient glow is very inviting, as it makes for a more 'comfortable' atmosphere.
3. swiffer sucks. period.
4. couch: girls instinctively march to your bead and pull off your comforter to cuddle with on the couch. this is a universal mating call, so make sure your couch can double as a bed!
5. underwear: optional. this one is always subjective, but girls always like the feeling of a firm ass when pulling off your 501's, so make thier job of stipping you easier...
6. key-ring: do this if one day you aspire to have your own home improvement show.
7. $150+ jeans: see #5. the important thing is the fit. a pair of $400 jeans aren't worth the denim their stitched together with if they aren't complimenting your firm ass.
8. $200+ dress shoes. like wheels on a car, shoes can make or break your style. it's bad enough when we see a wallstreet tycoon stopping to tie his chuck taylors in his armani pinstripe. emo's dead, delete your myspace account.
9. 300-thread sheets. this should be a given. but it's equally important to have a comfortable bed. a sqeaky set of springs can make her forget about how high her quarter bounced off your ass.
10. cooking: master a few panty-peeling recipes, or if you're on a tight schedule (lazy), at least take the time to learn the different types of wine as well as wine etiquette. this will pay off handsomely (assuming your date is old enough to drive, otherwise, kool-aid jello shots are your game).
good luck fella's and remember to lift the seat!
love
SteveJobs
x0x0x0
- scarabin0
i agree wholeheartedly with the male article, and disagree with the business card part of the female article.
business cards are great, but they're strictly for business.
hand one out to someone you're trying to seduce and you've lowered the whole thing to a business exchange.
wanna look like a professional whore? hand a man your business card.
at least be fun and write it on his hand or something, or just have him put it in his phone; it's much more personal.