PVN Anthology IV
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- Point50
we open your doors, pull out your chairs, it's assumed we're buying, we have to bring the condoms, we have to pump your gas when it's cold out, we have to change your flat tire, we have to open your beer cause you don't want to break your nail on the tab, we have to open the jar of pickles when it's stuck, we do the grilling, we have to like your mother in law, we have to play catch with your retarded cousin joey, when your car is making weird buzz wang zip noises we have to spend hours looking under the hood only to find out you haven't changed the oil in 40,000 miles, we have to change your oil, we have to try and be nice to get down your pants at a bar when all you have to do is walk up to a guy and say 'wanna shag uglies'.
it's tuff being a man but god i love it.
WHOOOOOHOOOO!
*shoots ak-47 in air while cranking zz top
kOna
(Nov 8 05, 08:15)
- MX_OnD0
can't believe folk want to sample abba, they're shit, all that paul spector crap. but madonnas right fit, if she still had bad weeks i'd gargle them, but she'll probably be premenstrual now eh? i met her once in dubai you know, tried to get her to come to my seminar on Rusteq® metal coverings in 1995, think that was around the time of some hit she had.i ended up banging the photographers assistant, they were all staying at the same hotel, and my mate MacNiece shit in the swimming pool. that was even beforer folk coined phrases like 'roasting' and that...the 90s were fucking mad! daft eh?
carver
(Nov 10 05, 05:54)classic carver
"if she still had bad weeks i'd gargle them, "
- paraselene0
And where are my fucking pints bottlerocket? I ordered them about 4 hours ago.
skt
(Nov 10 05, 07:39)
- kelpie0
I quite liked watching the OC.Is my gay showing?
skt
(Nov 11 05, 01:57)
- skt0
claps feet.
gruntt
(Nov 11 05, 05:17)
- kelpie0
kok
skt
(Nov 11 05, 06:15)mystiping arsejole
- todelete__20
In a thread discussing an MIT study on the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets found here...
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahi…Bottlerocket's response...
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I wonder what level dungeon master these guys are?
Bottlerocket
(Nov 11 05, 07:06)
- Crouwel0
11/11/05 doesn't mean shit. In Europe it's 11/11/05
winter
(Nov 11 05, 10:54)
- MX_OnD0
all your weekend plan are belong to me
ganja thread
(Nov 11 05, 12:10)kyl3
(Nov 11 05, 12:15)
- MX_OnD0
this my first foray into learning and experimenting with flash? Yup. Does it show? Evidently, judging from the harsh criticisms I'm getting from my peers in this group. But is this really about the quality of my work? No. This is about integrity, and the actions of my former partner. You can be the best designer in the world, but at the end of they day you have to know how to treat your clients with respect, and even your peers - even if you disagree with them. I admit it. I designed these sites you are ripping apart . Yup. All mine.
Do I think the perkinsbell site and demo could be improved -and revamped - or the navigation system on anthony liggins.com. Of course, and actually they *were* in the process of undogoing a major overhaul until all this hit the fan. Too much gitch and glam. Too lean on functionality and usability. What can I say, after doing a bizillion sites of "CLICK HERE" you ache to push the envelope and do something different - right or wrong. I do appreciate the constructive criticism however. This is really more about forging good client/designer relationships, and your standing in the comunity at large. This is tough business, and your reputation as a business person is equally - if not more important - than your skills as an artist. That's why I'm here to say I'm sorry my firm was involved and implicated in this fiasco. For what it's worth, Bill and I have parted company as a rusult of this and I'll be doing business under my old site. In time, I may earn your respect as a designer ... but in the meantime, I hope you can at least earn my respect first as a person. So let's set the record straight. I was the designer at perkinsbell, not Bill. If you have any *helpful* critiqes that will impove my skills, or recommend any resources that would better my understanding - please share them. Otherwise, ripping me a new one isn;t really going to help. Please don't email me about Bill and this whole situation - it's difficult enough as it is trying to get my bearings now that my dream of building a sucessful busness doing what I love has been obliterated overnight.
The best thing any of you can do, is let this situation cool down so I can do damage control with my clients. I fear, Bill's path will eventually lead him to a place none of us really want to follow, and the best thing you could do is encourage him to get help as I have done.
Peace to you, and thanks for your time.
Ted BellTed_Bell
(Nov 11 05, 18:46)That took balls.
*tips hat
**offers best wishes.
- chumm0
Madonna...
. . .She's sort of the Bob Vila of pop music.
Mimio
(Nov 14 05, 09:11)I'm still laughing at this.
- paraselene0
acupuncture by blowdart: Geurilla Enforcers To Free Ur Chi!
(GET to FUC)vespa
(Nov 15 05, 02:47)
- Crouwel0
rand to rasko
------------------you are the suffering christ of the pvn
Rand
(Nov 14 05, 15:51)
- kyl30
oh, film as in film making..
you know... robocop, etc.
usrper
(Nov 15 05, 15:38)bwaahaha
- MX_OnD0
you don't want to know dude
I once found it and it beat me with a stick
JazX
(Nov 17 05, 15:10)Jaz on the subject of "where is the clitoris"
classic
- spongebob0
about an inch and a half in at the top
it's a textured little mound that gets firmer and more prominent the more play it gets
you'll find it
the theory os that there's a second one on the "bottom" but this is debated and i suspect it's an idea made up by guys so they can ride the gravy train
-scarabin-
(Nov 17 05, 14:59)
- kelpie0
Prev, NextRespond
"I was making a point about bad design that is all the rage and someone decides to attack my character..."You called me a nazi and a moron in response to me saying you were not in a position to dictate what is and what is not good design. Go back and read my first post and then read your response to it.
"I am in the position to back up whatever I say."
No you're not. The work on you're site is utter pish.
"I was attacked by someone who says that their site does not even make them any money."
My site, when it was up, was a portfolio and it served it's purpose, I got the job I wanted. Why the fuck are you quoting things I posted 6 months ago on another board anyway?
"It's sad that some have to attack people for their opinions but I guess that is the Hooligan English way."
Moan then, I'll kick your cunt in you wee fanny. And I'm nae English by the way bawjaws.
Once again.
Fud.
skt
(Nov 18 05, 06:52)bravo.
- Nairn0
"You can't copyright code" ..
cadillac21
(Nov 18 05, 16:09)
- blaw0
hahah FMT I am drunk. Good music JazX.
And by the way i think you are not human but a computer web thing, and you will control are minds with your QBN brain. god dam it.
waynepixel
(Nov 18 05, 16:57)
- mattyd0
100!
mattyd
(Nov 19 05, 08:27)