PVN Anthology IV
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- paraselene0
smote him Moth, smote that sonovabitch
kelpie
(Oct 26 05, 02:27)Ya website so crap, the W3C said "Sorry caber-boy, I am unable to validate this document because on line 230 it contained one or more bytes that I cannot interpret as utf-8 (in other words, the bytes found are not valid values in the specified Character Encoding). Please check both the content of the file and the character encoding indication."
determinedmoth
(Oct 26 05, 02:29)
- paraselene0
Back to the topic of dreams, I wish that I have a dream that I do it on fergie from black eyed peas but in the video for my humps.
giggidy giggidy
I'd try very hard in that dream, pure break my back with the riding and the desperation.
chossy
(Oct 26 05, 02:47)
- Point50
i have a face to face rule... i'd at least get in her apartment one last time and upper deck her
MLP
(Oct 27 05, 22:06)
- Point50
dont call me a moron, read the laws and stop talking about what you dont know about
son
(Oct 31 05, 14:01)
- Point50
The only opinion that counts in the world is mine because I am always right. If you disagree with me I will just keep telling you how you're being played. I am more hip-hop than you and no one understands me.
son
(Oct 31 05, 14:01)
DrHuxtable
(Oct 31 05, 14:03)
- NonSeff0
son is our window to the world.
fate_
(Oct 30 05, 11:23)
- Point50
god wants you to vote, speak proper english, and promote cross browser compatibility
version3
(Oct 31 05, 14:41)
- MX_OnD0
silence
they dont wanna believe that their precious government is corrupt, i mean for real, they just couldnt imagine it, so the watch a movie about it and say it never happened
you guys know how rape victims act, you kinda remind me of such
son
(Oct 31 05, 13:31)brutal, but true.
- skt0
Erm yes I would they were tidy man remember you are picky etc. me on account of my desperation and general lack of morals and standards, would pump anything that moves and if it didn't move I would pump it till it did.
chossy
(Nov 1 05, 06:31)
- kelpie0
beat me to it mate
hahahahahahahaha
- spongebob0
Finally, an ipod that dinky can stick in his rectum
uberdesigner
(Oct 1 05, 07:26)
visualplane
(Nov 1 05, 07:28)i believe i can stick anything in my rectum
MrDinky
(Nov 1 05, 07:29)
- driftlab0
BTW, I just had a whiff of the future, and it smelled like beef raman, and leftover salmon patties. The future smelled gross, so I flushed immediatly.
mg33
(Nov 1 05, 22:14)
- paraselene0
"Lightbulb ? Ah, I know we SAID lightbulb, but cant we try like a big flaming tiki torch, you know, with animated flames, spinning round in 3d with caustic shading and a texture map ? Have it ready in 10 minutes - it needs to fill the screen and be less than 10k"
mikotondria2
(Nov 2 05, 07:55)response to 'how many account managers does it take to change a lightbulb?'
pure class!
- MX_OnD0
have fun with it.
scream your frikkin head off "Get out of my body~~~ ARGHHH~~~"
start throttling the next guy or dry humping the girl. steal someone's pants and run out.
feign innocence the next day and claim the devil made you do it.
spongebob
(Nov 2 05, 12:05)spongebob on the topic of ouiji boards.
- unterdesigner0
yeah you cant get money out of paypal in europe
can you buy food from ebay?
MrDinky
(Nov 2 05, 07:09)only if there's a face of a saint to be recognised in it.
Crouwel
(Nov 3 05, 11:52)so true.
#what's going on people? nobody giving each other kudos anymore?
- Point50
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IRNlun6
(Nov 4 05, 12:47)talent="0"
let me help u there
;)
JazX
(Nov 4 05, 12:49)
--------------------referencing http://nuarmy.com/
- JazX0
It all started when our cliche, protagonistic figure, JazX, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the first time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly worried, JazX slapped a dull pencil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Happy as a frickin' monkey, he realized that his beloved rod of purple balls was missing! Immediately he called his vicariously jealous friend, Mr Dinky. JazX had known Mr Dinky for (plus or minus) 20 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Mr Dinky was unique. She was intelligent though sometimes a little... abrasive. JazX called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Mr Dinky picked up to a very unhappy JazX. Mr Dinky calmly assured him that most South American hissing sloths shudder before mating, yet 3-legged wallabies usually surreptitiously sigh *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting JazX. Why was Mr Dinky trying to distract JazX? Because she had snuck out from JazX's with the rod of purple balls only eight days prior. It was a exotic little rod of purple balls... how could she resist?
It didn't take long before JazX got back to the subject at hand: his rod of purple balls. Mr Dinky panicked. Relunctantly, Mr Dinky invited him over, assuring him they'd find the rod of purple balls. JazX grabbed his hammock and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Mr Dinky realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the rod of purple balls and she had to do it deftly. She figured that if JazX took the Jap Trap, she had take at least five minutes before JazX would get there. But if he took the bat mobile? Then Mr Dinky would be exceedingly screwed.
Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Mr Dinky was interrupted by five clueless purple monkey dish washers that were lured by her rod of purple balls. Mr Dinky cringed; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling frustrated, she skillfully reached for her carrot and deftly stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the bat mobile rolling up. It was JazX.
----o0o----
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Texaco to pick up a 12-pack of wolverines, so he knew he was running late. With a quick leap, JazX was out of the bat mobile and went flamboyantly jaunting toward Mr Dinky's front door. Meanwhile inside, Mr Dinky was panicking. Not thinking, she tossed the rod of purple balls into a box of dull pencils and then slid the box behind her refrigerator. Mr Dinky was concerned but at least the rod of purple balls was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Mr Dinky sassily purred. With a inept push, JazX opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some annoying coke fiend in a rice rocket,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Mr Dinky assured him. JazX took a seat just under where Mr Dinky had hidden the rod of purple balls. Mr Dinky grimaced trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted. But JazX was distracted. In a tragically predictable turn of events, Mr Dinky noticed a selfish look on JazX's face. JazX slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Mr Dinky felt a stabbing pain in her scalp when JazX asked this. In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the rod of purple balls right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A annoying look started to form on JazX's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's ninja stars from when she used to have pet legless puppies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. JazX nodded with fake acknowledgement...th en, before Mr Dinky could react, JazX deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The rod of purple balls was plainly in view.
JazX stared at Mr Dinky for what what must've been two seconds. Absolutely thrilled, Mr Dinky groped indiscriminately in JazX's direction, clearly desperate. JazX grabbed the rod of purple balls and bolted for the door. It was locked. Mr Dinky let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, JazX,' she rebuked. Mr Dinky always had been a little stupid, so JazX knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Mr Dinky did something crazy, like... start chucking ninja stars at her or something. Before the all-seeing eyes of a perpetually displeased diety, he gripped his rod of purple balls tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Mr Dinky looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from JazX. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame nine days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for JazX. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Mr Dinky walked over to the window and looked down. JazX was gone.
Just yonder, JazX was struggling to make his way through the lemur-infested moor behind Mr Dinky's place. JazX had severely hurt his shin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral purple monkey dish washers suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the rod of purple balls. One by one they latched on to JazX. Already weakened from his injury, JazX yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of purple monkey dish washers running off with his rod of purple balls.
About eleven hours later, JazX awoke, his double chin throbbing. It was dark and JazX did not know where he was. Deep in the enchanting bush, JazX was exceedingly lost. In a tragically predictable turn of events, he remembered that his rod of purple balls was taken by the purple monkey dish washers. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a teensy purple monkey dish washer emerged from the secret vineyard. It was the alpha purple monkey dish washer. JazX opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the purple monkey dish washer sunk its teeth into JazX's kidney. With a faint groan, the life escaped from JazX's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than two miles away, Mr Dinky was entombed by anguish over the loss of the rod of purple balls. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' she cried, as she reached for a sharpened dangerous oil-soaked rag. With a heroic thrust, she buried it deeply into her taint. As the room began to fade to black, she thought about JazX... wishing she had found the courage to tell him that she loved him. But she would die alone that day. All that remained was the rod of purple balls that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant purple monkey dish washers, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(
MrDinky
(Nov 5 05, 20:22)- Tollbox®organicgrid
- Video Music Box
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- spongebob0
hey son do you lickadickaday?
jevad
(Nov 7 05, 23:48)
- kelpie0
Does anyone want to see my nudie pics? some cool scenes, coming out of shower, towel dropping as I reach into the fridge, cooking ooooh sizzle, and sleeping with a couple of puppies on me also asleep, the fireman pose didn't go down well as my hose was limp.
chossy
(Nov 8 05, 01:41)jesus christ, behave ya mad pie