PVN Anthology IV
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we open your doors, pull out your chairs, it's assumed we're buying, we have to bring the condoms, we have to pump your gas when it's cold out, we have to change your flat tire, we have to open your beer cause you don't want to break your nail on the tab, we have to open the jar of pickles when it's stuck, we do the grilling, we have to like your mother in law, we have to play catch with your retarded cousin joey, when your car is making weird buzz wang zip noises we have to spend hours looking under the hood only to find out you haven't changed the oil in 40,000 miles, we have to change your oil, we have to try and be nice to get down your pants at a bar when all you have to do is walk up to a guy and say 'wanna shag uglies'.
it's tuff being a man but god i love it.
WHOOOOOHOOOO!
*shoots ak-47 in air while cranking zz top
kOna
(Nov 8 05, 08:15)