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- JazX0
haha! earl gay!
that's homoerotic freudian slip number seven hundred ninety two, my man.
paraselene
(May 31 05, 07:36)what? ohh shit you're right!
- chossy0
he swing me round his head by my legs and flung me up through hells gap quite the hammer tosser is meatloaf :D
- kelpie0
Did Meatloaf help you escape Choss? like a big fat Heracles...
- chossy0
rollocks he is tough as a mummy lover I'm just more tougher than him and sweet baby jesus and god anaw he's a sap compared to my mad never give up strength.
- kelpie0
Satan is such a pussy :(
- paraselene0
was was it also he who instructed you to tell kelpie to relieve himself in my beverage?
hm?
i knew it.
- chossy0
I'm back from the dead guys and paraselene I told st nick to do one when he asked me to slop out his quarters and he told me that I would get a proper roasting for answering back then I told him that he was about as butch as an ice skater so he backed off and gave me my life back and told me to tell Kelpie there is a place for him soon.......
- MrDinky0
i am thinking of shaving else where also
- paraselene0
can i have a talking part?
*proffers free grog
- kelpie0
you can mop up an awful lot of blood with a damp tramp though MX...
- MX_OnD0
all tramps are good except damp tramps as they don't burn quite so well.
- soda0
i'm making a movie para...
well really, I am acutally researching my next job.
But the movie story scores me free grog!
- soda0
mind you I like casual tramps the best.
the ones who obviously live somewhere but get kicked out at the crack of dawn every morning and go and sit in the park with four cans of super tea, a ham sarnie in their pocket and still wearing slippers.Oh and an old suit jacket over a jumper.
Have to wear that.
- paraselene0
soda, with all this field data you've been collecting, methinks you should do like a material anthropology critique of sartorial semiology amongst london's homeless population.
or similar.
- soda0
there was a great tramp outside the photographers gallery on saturday. he was catching some rays reading a paper from march 1978 and had the biggest fucking toenails I have ever seen.
- kelpie0
whassat?!whassatwhassat?!?!?!?SH... SHU'TH'FU'UP'!!! y'eeeerrghhuuufuckdeidcuntDEIDCU...
*pisses in Para's scrumpy
- paraselene0
* wooooo woooooo I'm haunting you Kelpie wooooooo wooooooo go over to your wino buddy Paraselene and pure piss in her scrumpy woooooooo
chossy
(May 31 05, 07:52)how in the blazes did i get shanghaiied into this mess? i haven't even been in this park for yonks. geez.
- soda0
best fucking drunk story ever.
Last year during the heatwave we took our tai chi class out in the park due to the heat. It was going really well, really peaceful like, until a crew of drunks rocked up.
Bemused by this bunch of people they shouted the normal unrecognisable drivel and then the sharpest tool in the box chips in " YOU KILLED MY MASTER, I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE!" in a faux dubbed mouth movement way.
We found it very amusing and enjoyed a giggle.He then came up to have ago at joining in, or so we thought, and after trying to molest the smallest woman there finished his show pulling one off through the hole in his pants.
I would of kicked his arse for sure but I made a rule of never fighting either a naked man or a man with a boner.
- Kes0
*uses treseme hair product on his hair
- chossy0
MAD DOG