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- paraselene0
that's "poor you, kelpie."
what gives, mx? chav policemen in your bed? sounds like a story...
- paraselene0
maximum ond, you are the bestest ever. that was just what i needed on a friday afternoon!
paraselene
(May 31 05, 02:13)
- MX_OnD0
maximum ond, you are the bestest ever. that was just what i needed on a friday afternoon!
paraselene
(May 31 05, 02:13)
paraselene
(May 31 05, 02:47)You are more than welcome,
My days are going past rather slowly at the moment and whenever in need of cheering up there are always the same old faces doing their bit.
I am truly touched by this. With any luck, you all feel touched too. (not in a drunk on White Horse kinda way though!)
- soda0
soda, did you hear? we're getting our own pvn column where you can do that all you like.
an nt gutter, if you will.
paraselene
(May 31 05, 07:24)Ahhhh it's all clear now!!
- Kes0
chossy, i promise there'll be no drugs consumer.
so, come oooooooooooon!
you're letting the click down!
- paraselene0
haha! earl gay!
that's homoerotic freudian slip number seven hundred ninety two, my man.
- kelpie0
"you do realise I'm not Bernardo" hahahahahahahahaha!
I'm sure he was perfectly chuffed anyways...
- chossy0
* has a moment of sobriety and realises that all his wino pals are mad pies and goes into rehab, then starts successful flower shop ahhh nice
- chossy0
see that police guy you should find out where he lives and take a muckle toof in his room when he's out he he.
joke, why is your poop tapered at the end?
so your arse doesn't close with a bang
- chossy0
I'm all about abusing horses when drunk everyone knows this, I once tried to ride a horse when I was pissed up and it was I'd imagine laughing it's ass off at me it even tried to help me up!!!
- soda0
this thread reminds me of this:
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/wha…
- paraselene0
the best bit is that i greeted him like my long lost little brother, all 'bernardo!!! how the hell have you been, son?'
even though i'd only met the kid once! i crack myself up...
well, mx, send us your postal address and i'll write you little notes and send over some detritus from the city. that howard/thatcher thing is a trip! especially after a big spliff.
- soda0
I can relate to the rock star into a wino part.
minus the rock star aspect.
- chossy0
when I say ride I mean go for a canter not try to get it pumped :|
- kelpie0
mmumblemumblemumble flowers mumblemumblemumble MYFUCKNSHOAPFUCKNBASHTAURTmumble...
*dribble
*scratcharse
- determinedmoth0
something's missing from my life. i did bugger all. didn't even get drunk. the low point was a shitty argument that sent me outside to sit in a fucking thunderstorm for two hours because the fucking pubs weren't open. What I was doing up at 9am is quite beyond the laws of nature.
shite. utter shite. rest assured this is my last post and I'll not be back to make you all feel blue too.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
- Kes0
you betta watch wot you say pal! i'm a convicted rapist ya know!
- kelpie0
I remember being at a Rave once (I'm dead cool me, you see) and walking up to one of the folks I'd gone with to ask how and when we were getting home... walked right up to him, chewed his ear off for 5 minutes then realised not only was it not him, but that he didn't even look remotely like him. Embarrasing and a mite scary for the guy I think.
I then wheeled away unsteadily and lost my inner monologue as I ranted at myself the entire way out of the tent catching some hefty "avoid psycho" looks on my way. Double embarrasing.
- determinedmoth0
Whos mutt is that?
I's keep tellin' yers we afford more grog without dat da mutt.
Fookin' sell it.
- paraselene0
dear god, moth! sounds like a shocker of a weekend. hope you're feeling better soon. that's no good for a bank hols weekend. :(
chossy, when the horse tried to help you up, did he extend a hoof or a hand? that's how you know whether it was real or not. if he had hands you were hallucinating.