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    best fucking drunk story ever.

    Last year during the heatwave we took our tai chi class out in the park due to the heat. It was going really well, really peaceful like, until a crew of drunks rocked up.
    Bemused by this bunch of people they shouted the normal unrecognisable drivel and then the sharpest tool in the box chips in " YOU KILLED MY MASTER, I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE!" in a faux dubbed mouth movement way.
    We found it very amusing and enjoyed a giggle.

    He then came up to have ago at joining in, or so we thought, and after trying to molest the smallest woman there finished his show pulling one off through the hole in his pants.

    I would of kicked his arse for sure but I made a rule of never fighting either a naked man or a man with a boner.

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