National ID Cards
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- Kuz0
i agree wit wot he says ;)
- randoman0
LOLz, so true...
and this Foucault sounds like a retarded monkey. I hope he swallows a guns and pulls the trigger so we have one less organism wasting air on this overpopulated planet.
- rasko40
its not so much the ID thing as the whole file building nature of it.
- JazX0
Mine better be pink and have roses around it
- todelete__20
retarded monkeys make me giggle.
- Visia0
man, I don't even know where to start.
- randoman0
Think of how much easier cookies make surfing and buying online.
Can you imagine being able to program your prefrences to an embedded chip inside you?
Wake up, roll into Starbucks and simply sit down in a seat and read the paper, your chip transmits that you want a Cafe Mocha Loco Grande and a Hempsire biscut.. without having to mumur a word, the woman brings it to you with a wide, bright eyed smile. the payment is auto deducted from your Public Spending Account which is also recorded on the chip (no need to carry money around, or touch the filthy rags of paper). You finish your nice breakfast and head off to the subway for work... wait? theres no rush hour line here? what gives? Oh yeah, you simply pass thru the turnstyle, the public transportation detects your monthly subscription on your chip and you breeze right through and off to your destination. Everyone on the train is smiling at you and at each other with glassy, bright eyes... all of these day to day hastles eliminated. The woman next to you isn't clutching on to her pocketbook and why would she? Theres no money in there, and your chip is broadcasting a clean record (no prison record, f*ck not even a driving ticket). Whats this? She like's the same band as you? your chip broadcasts in it's sweet sublime way... Thats great.. I've got two ticket credits on my chip to go see The Killers tonight. i strike up a casual conversation about PopRock and 10 minutes later she agrees to go to the show with me tonight! Score!
Arriving at work, my day goes perfect. everybody is f*cking smiling.. on Cloud 9.. and why shouldent they be? All of our tasks are organized and delegated in realtime throug out our chip network. No one has to take tasks delegated by a soul-less boss.. no-way. Office tasks are broatcast through the chips sublime engine, in your own voice! Thats right, your the boss telling you what to do! All inside your little meaty noggin' by the same sweet little voice that helps you decide what to buy Mom for Mommers day! 5:00PM hits and it's time to go home. Work has been a blast but lest I forget... at 7:00 I've got a date with the girl from the train.. I check my chip and the flight is still on time she's scheduled for 7 on the dot. I've got a few more tasks to take care of here but have a few time block credits from helping a friend out in the cubical next to me. His chip is showing an opening tonight so I simply deligate the work to him... bang it cleared. I'm out! i'll let you know how my night was but I can gaurentee it will be great. It always is. I've got a f*cking smile from cheek to cheek, my chip tells me she's STD free, has her shots, and she's not afraid to kiss on the first date.
See??!! I'm tired of all these doomsday sceneios being presented by everyone... Start to think of the positive possibilites that these new forms of ID and personal data carriers will present.
- Kuz0
no he doesn't. YOU sound like a retarded monkey!
- stem0
Yeah, he may as well be blowin' it out of his ass!
- Kuz0
simpletons
- JazX0
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- skt0
Wake up, roll into Starbucks...
randoman
(May 11 05, 09:57)Sums it up for me.
- stem0
Lots has been said about the dumbing down of society.
Agreed...
But nobody like a smart arse!
- randoman0
But you see, you already have a file... to be a citizen you have to. At this point it's just disjointed and sloppy with so many forms of ID. I was thinking of it more as a means to centralize all of these documents and in doing so, focus the security and handeling of the information into one place.
As far as biometrics... woulden't you feel safer knowing that your the only one who can be linked to your ID?
I've personally lost my SS card, birth certificates, passport, you name it (I'm not a very organized person) and don't feel very secure knowing that it would fall into someone elses hands.
At least if you lose this thing, no one else can use it.
Using the ID card to track you or give away your personal info for mal-intent is another issue.- but thats misuse and not inheriant to the idea of the card itself.
- Geith0
I'm all for it. People are way too paranoid. Like the government has the manpower or resources to track the movements of 295,734,134 people (pop as of July 04).
- Kuz0
dumbing down of society??? that's not what he's saying you dumb cunt!!! you understand nothing!!!
go eat a yorkshire pudding
pffft, fuckin northerners
- randoman0
Kona... OMG, me too! I love laughing at retards and monkeys...
dude, tell me where you live, maybe we can get together and burn bugs with my mag-glass. Last week me and my boys were tearin' it up over at this antfarm by my crib.
- rasko40
I think it may jeopardise my chances of leading the post apocalyptic revolution, which happens to be my destiny.
- chossy0
wow Kus I hope you didn't type all that out I hope you employed the cut and paste function.
Peoples theories are always interesting.
- stem0
I wasn't saying your font of quotes man said that...
I was 'speaking generally'
Top insult - loads of imagination???