am I the only person..?
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- pascii0
There were two nurses working in a hospital. One was old and decrepit, the other was young and sexy. One day the old nurse came into the break room and said to the young nurse, "I can't believe what I just saw. That new patient upstairs has a word tattooed on his penis." "I don't believe it," said the young nurse. "It's true", said the old nurse. "He has the word SAM tattooed right on his penis." The young nurse decided to see for herself. She went upstairs and was gone for an hour. When she came back, her clothes were ripped, hair was a mess, and makeup was smeared. "What on earth happened to you?" asked the old nurse. And the young nurse replied, "When you saw it, it said SAM. When I saw it, it said SAM'S BAR AND GRILLE RESTAURANT. CORNER OF TWELFTH AND CHESTNUT STREET. ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO."
- waynepixel0
I just want a Knight Rider Car.
- MX_OnD0
chossy, a pt is a puny tadger, ken?
a kern is like wheat or corn or barley... Think it's supposed tae be descriptive in this instance....
- blaw0
i'm back.
it's too damn cold to ride or sail, so i settled for stealing our receptionist's stapler.
- vburo0
"they call that an"arschgeweih" in germany lifeinbinary.
"OMFG, ROTFL!!!!!!!
i am so going to use that word when the half a million german tourists hit the beach here again this summer!!
- pascii0
and build some origami boats blaw?
- rabattski0
whoah! you're worthy your ink blaw! :)
- rabattski0
i don't need fresh air soda, fresh air is for pussies. i like old stale air, like the air which has like zero air in it. aaaah...
- mrdobolina0
I'm really glad I didn't, just like Rand says. Look at some of your old work and think about it in that same respect.
Nick has a 49ers tattoo with barbed wire around it.
- blaw0
hahaha
- vburo0
haha@ nurse joke!
- kodap0
I like my virgin skin
- rabattski0
anyways, to answer your question rasko, no, your not the only one on the entire fucking planet that does not have a tattoo. it's not that unique you know. not yet anyways, maybe in "da future", who knows. maybe you get lucky with the chicks then. keeps fingers crossed for ya.
- opiate0
better of checked to see if I stopped breathing, as I get up , configure a jail-house gun , use my blood for ink and proceed to tattoo u on your head.....
- vburo0
what have chicks got to do with this again???
that's the same bs argument like that fate-redux had yesterday. buying a car that the chix will dig. get a life!
same goes for tattoos. if you like it, take it, if you don't then don't.
don't do it for the chix for the love of lil black jesus..
- rabattski0
janne you're being a "complete liberal pathetic loser" again. :)
- JackDB0
No tatoos here. I loved the 90's but I don't need to be reminded of them every time I take my shirt off.
- pascii0
chicks love tattoos, cars and $.
period.:P
- Rand0
I did an exact replica of sagmeister's cuttings on myself
- vburo0
haha, you lost me here..
i did not read all the replies so my comment may have been out of context.
haha..
oh well.