am I the only person..?
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There were two nurses working in a hospital. One was old and decrepit, the other was young and sexy. One day the old nurse came into the break room and said to the young nurse, "I can't believe what I just saw. That new patient upstairs has a word tattooed on his penis." "I don't believe it," said the young nurse. "It's true", said the old nurse. "He has the word SAM tattooed right on his penis." The young nurse decided to see for herself. She went upstairs and was gone for an hour. When she came back, her clothes were ripped, hair was a mess, and makeup was smeared. "What on earth happened to you?" asked the old nurse. And the young nurse replied, "When you saw it, it said SAM. When I saw it, it said SAM'S BAR AND GRILLE RESTAURANT. CORNER OF TWELFTH AND CHESTNUT STREET. ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO."