am I the only person..?
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- lifeinbinary0
these days there's an unwritten law requiring all women to get a tattoo just above the ass. the same law also asks them to bend over as much as they can.
i am not complaining.
- waynepixel0
hahaha
- QBDSN0
worst and common tattoo i ever saw....tazmanian devil holding dumbells. thats a guido for ya.
- soda0
vespa will sleep with ANYONE who is; a) unshaven b) covered in tatoo's and c) plays a banjo.
FACT.
I have no tatoo's but I have a scar on my hand from being bitten.
And one on my groin from a childhood operation.
Is that as cool as a tatoo?
- pascii0
(and not to forget, seeing the underwear. how the hell can u call it victorias SECRET when its not hidden?)
- rabattski0
they call that an"arschgeweih" in germany lifeinbinary.
arsch is: ass.
geweih is: antler.
- waynepixel0
Do the women ask for. I want one of them tattoo just above the ars please.
- soda0
i also think there is nothing sexier than a old woman with a tatoo on her neck.
A swallow or spiders web preferably.
and a few missing teeth.
*shivers
- _salisae_0
hahaha mattyd
- soda0
i did want to get my wifes name in arabic on my arm once.
Until Beckham stole the idea.
cock.
- chossy0
what the fuck is a pt and kern. You guys trying to queer me up. Youre both DEAD.
- rabattski0
how can we funnel this thread to a pro hasselhoff thread? just wondering. trying to think about new techniques so in the end the whole site will be hasseltoday.com or something. and everyone wears hassel the hoff shirts and only sings his german songs the entire day or something.
- blaw0
'morning, folks.
just wanted to say hello before i head off to steal a bike and build a boat.
- rabattski0
that one has been discussed here before wayne. she got it covered up btw.
- nick0
I never had a tattoo or a piercing.
mrdobolina(Mar 9 05, 07:41)
ditto.
- soda0
nd everyone wears hassel the hoff shirts and only sings his german songs the entire day or something.
rabattski
-------------------dude, switch off the computer and go and get some fresh air.
no, really.
;)
- rabattski0
yeah and don't come back before you've done those chores blaw!
- vburo0
now there's a contradiction. how can a tattoo be a trend since a trend is limited to time and tattoos are for life + 3 months.
-------------exactly.
the sadder it is, get it?:D