the worst xmas gifts
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- exstatic0
I got a bottle of talcum powder.. it had glitter mixed through it as well.. top present..
. note sarcasm
- airey0
i got a set of 5 blank cassette tapes from my grandmother in 87. she then left the country on boxing day–without telling anyone and with a mountain of gifts–to stay with dads brother because my parents wouldn't pay for a flat on the gold coast for her. family huh...
- MDK0
How about gifts you have give to break up with someone...
My fav breakup gift is the sweater.
It says hey I have no clue what I should get you but I spent enough money that I will not feel bad in a couple of days for breaking up with you.
- toe_knee0
sorry jblue, was talking about original post.
- jblue0
As in hollywood production? Nah, just like the marriage, it'd be a dud.
- toe_knee0
that story has LA writen all over it.
- jblue0
Okay sheelie, I have one for you. This is from my ex-husband. And before anyone wonders if this why he's an ex, it's not, he had many other non-redeeming qualities.
But many years ago I received an envelope for Christmas. The envelope contained a little slip of paper. The little slip of paper was... an IOU! The worst part was that it was an IOU because he hadn't managed to sell my underwater camer (a gift from his father) to buy a new one. Classy.
Worse still was the fact that was my second IOU that Christmas after getting one for my secret Santa at work a week earlier.
- -sputnik-0
twig n berries lol!
wait, lemme check...
nope.
- mayo0
no trap door ass, no accompanying shot gun or corn cob pipe either. THAT'S why the gift sucked asshole rim so badly.
no rise, at least i don't think so. I might have kept it for future White Elephant gifts. I can check if you wish.
- ants0
my grandmother gave my brother 3 wire coathangers on year. Actually every Christmas was more and more fun as she gave out weird silly presents :) We really enjoyed it 'cause it made my whole family laugh and laugh and laugh and she'd sit there with no idea. (the joke wasn't at her, it was just funny to get weird stuff for christmas).
my brother when he was like 9 got a set of allen keys.
oh and two years ago all of my brothers and myself got a 1.25ltr bottle of coke.
- rise0
hey do you still have that purse mayo?
- spendogg0
did it have a trap door ass too?
- mayo0
yeah :\
- lvl_130
that's nice mayo. footsies hahaha : )
- shellie0
mayo. you definately friggin win. i dont know if anyone could ever beat that -- ever.
p.s. im sorry that your skin sucks. you might wanna cover that up ;)
- mayo0
hahahahahaha
- k0na_an0k0
i'd eat the crotch muffins first.
oh god. did i just say that?!?
- -leah-0
sputnik is a grrrrrrrrrl
- mayo0
thanks dopepope, If i still had it, i'd stuff it with english muffins and put a black wig on it so that you can have the best mayo doll ever.
- dopepope0
hahaha that's wonderful maYo