PVN anthology
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- winter
getting dumped or getting married, either way you're in for a rough time.
canuck
(Dec 14 04, 11:03)
- winter0
I don't usually make sense when I talk in my sleep. I guess I just don't talk enough in my awake time.
hiphoprelic
(Dec 14 04, 11:33)
- winter0
MORON!! WHY DID I EVER LET U KISS ME! U FOCKER!
tara|gee
(Dec 14 04, 17:30)
- designerror0
Gay!
mevsthem
(Dec 14 04, 20:30)
- fifty500
rule of thumb...if you feel like you have to write "click here" on your buttons, you are probably doing something wrong.
tee hee.dablammit
(Dec 14 04, 21:26)
- blackspade0
"The PVN™ is like the comic book you used to hide inside your math book.
Gorbie
(Dec 5 04, 22:39)"
- F_180
What did you do? Work harder? Take a break? Choose another career? Have sex? Get drunk?
CyBrainX
(Dec 14 04, 17:23)
- pascii0
It seems that done everyone's gone bit a crackers in the head today.
Blofeldt
(Oct 10 03, 10:07)
- iDp0
anything by this guy makes me chuckle...
as i may have mentioned on here before i'll be out of a job on the 4th o' june, bastards like.. but i got a masterplan tho', so at nights i'm currently working in a pub to garner some landlord experience 'cos in july i'm gonna buy a pub, i been on to the the British Institute of Innkeepers and i been checking out a fuckin' pub near Brighton Racecourse, should be right. i've been sorta pushed into this as my business "compadré" iain donaldson(twat) is currently being investigated for our Mewstoday fuckin' venture. i've also got a rake of ...cough, undeclared items so, i need to get away from ireland for bit, east sussex seems to be the place like, my burd like, she's an ex-gymnast and polish amateur beauty queen right, she's doing some films down there , so, all above board, fingers crossed. michael norton carver will rise again. thanks you all for your support and kind words. daft eh?
carver(May 25 04, 02:59)
- winter0
In a nightmare he [Christopher Walken] came by and was the client, and he kept going, "alien, I have a fever, and its for more lens flare, I WANT MORE LENS FLARE" (...)
aliendn
(Dec 14 04, 12:50)
- DutchBoy0
omg dutchboy, im phucking speechless right now...
honestly it wasn't a dream, its was 4:10pm when i typed it (i get off at 4:15pm) and i wanted to kill time, and i was reading the "why not" thread and getting sick of it, and since i was on NT i know how much people hate lens flares, so i wrote a creative story to take me to 4:15 cause i couldnt wait to get out of work.
I swear on my life i never saw that quote that you linked (i'm an honest dude, ripping ain't my style, even for humour purposes), so im kinda mind fucked right now, because i'm wondering HOW THE PHUCK DOES SOMEONE OUT OF NOWHERE EQUATE WALKEN WITH LENS FLARE? i mean its one of the most popular skits, but still, im at a loss for words right now. so i admit it wasn't a real dream, but i never saw someone mention that scenario before.
ps: how the hell did YOU come across something like that haha that's too hilarious
peace
aliendn
(Dec 14 04, 19:25)
- gruntt0
Me Likem' Beers.
gruntt
(Nov 19 04, 07:50)
- winter0
great, so after days i finally got his attention and the only answer i get is regurgitative spasms?
DutchBoy
(Dec 14 04, 17:35)
- hiphoprelic0
2advanced
Anyone starting another 2A thread will be flagged on sight from now on.enough=enough.
this thread will selfdestruct in
10, 9, 8..
4cY
(Jul 17 03, 13:25)
- HumanMale0
anything by wendell
wendell
(always)
- rabattski0
if you don't swear it by the beard of zeus then it isn't fucking awesome. just awesome. and frankly bro that ain't gonna get you to the big show.
k0na_an0k
(oct 21 04, 09:02)
- aliendn0
Jevad's voice
Jevad was having some trouble with his connection, so I'm posting on his behalf.
www.currentconcept.com... [wav]
jox
(Sep 19 04, 10:52)
- lvl_130
Yeah, those stupid nerds setting standards and trying to make the web easier for everyone to access...what a bunch of jerks...
gabriel2
(Dec 15 04, 08:54)
- Rand0
darkside of NT:
two sets of three letter acronyms - gfy & lol - verbally abusing one another.
Gorbie(Nov 17 04, 12:13)
- johndiggity0
anything from kingjulien.
- iDp0
do you think gays listen to most, serious like, i'm doing a little survey you see, for that pub i'm opening. basically i'm wanting to cater for all tastes, obviously less of that stuff like but as i've been told, open a pub near brighton and you're gonna half to play some elton john and stuff. spoke to a gay last night and he was on about swizzel sisters or some shit like that. they all like 80s shit don't they, a china in your hand and taint of love and that. got the food sorted, tuna wraps and thin soups and that. so yeah, any insight much appreciated, surely there's some fruits on NT??
carver(Jul 7 04, 08:37)