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- DutchBoy0
hahaha @ save quote!!
and yeah, wunderbra (=me?) did indeed see a dead reindeer in that toilet in austria.
- dopepope0
like what were you thinking when you decided to put a construction hat on the logo?
'hmm, this thing could use a construction hat'
HATEORADE(Oct 28 04, 11:49)
- Rand0
went for a long walk. stayed outside under the thousand palm trees, the warm sun and the cool breeze. saw a pretty blonde with a big nose. went to the bank. saw ran into the same blonde in the supermarket after. her nose was thin large long and beautiful. wanted to tell her, "whatever you do, never get a nose job." bought milk and licorice. hope the milk didn't go bad by the time I got home. ate all the licorice already.
peteski(Mar 4 04, 14:43)
- dopepope0
funny shit Mal. I don't remember that
- Mal0
I have been here for an eternity.. As the bacteria and the micro-plankton were morphing themselves into their future, what has become your present and your past, as the curtains of time wafted in the darkness of space and time, a pre-millenial dust blew from its home of a million years, cast into the oblivion of the cosmos to swirl and to hover for an eon before finding a new place to rest and observe.
The screams of anguish and pain had echoed eerily for light years without reaching a single ear, cries of help never to be answered, a gallery of disgust with no audience, a seaside freakshow with no customers, a rancid whore with no tricks.
And yet there was an audience, a customer, a trick because this whole show was of my making, this factory of fear is the construction of my twisted mind, I shall dish out the punishment, I will pass round the pain, I will destroy the souls of the unfortunate. My name has been thrown around the playgrounds of the elders, my tales whispered around the camp-fire on summer evenings, scary tales to frighten the young and the timid. If they knew the truth, that the legend was true and even more horrific than they could imagine they wouldn't so much as whisper my name. But they did the fools, I became folklore feared and yet loved for the mystery and the uncertainty, youngsters would hunt for me in the woods, seek me in the seaside caverns, play games dressed as they percieve me to be.
I have traversed the galaxies since the beginnings of time, in various guises I have been defiling the lifeforms I meet. My knowledge of anatomy is equalled by none for I have witnessed them all. I know every conceivable orifice, every entrance, exit, skin type, every nerve ending I have sparked, every fluid response I have triggered and yet you question my authority, toy with me like children, and like children you will be punished in time but do not worry.
Like I said I love you all and no effort will be spared as I lead you to your demise. It will be a spectacle for all to admire and lust over. Oh yes indeed.
TheTeacher
(Jan 22 04, 15:35)
- DutchBoy0
[ thread: Interstate Bold ]
GIMME THE FUCKING FONT!!!
AuthorizedDeal
( unkown )[ sadly the thread was removed by QBN authorities recently. ]
- DutchBoy0
[ thread: SARS? ]
feeling sick...
going for a SARS checkup tomorrow, wish me luck.
Sapphire
(May 5 03, 23:45)[ Sapphire never showed up here again since that post ]
:(
- DutchBoy0
[ thread: Mewstoday® ]
daft, lord cuntfordshire!
Rand
(Apr 21 04, 06:37)
- Mal0
i know...
how to make a dog bark.dopepope
(Aug 25 03, 15:11)
- DutchBoy0
[ thread: this is it? ]
Its 2003. It's officially the future. And this is it? Where the hell are the flying cars and laser guns? The robot waiters and the teleportation mode of travel. we aint even got no pittless cherries! Big deal we got iPods! What gives?
dopepope
(Jan 13 03, 12:25)
- DutchBoy0
[ thread: NT® Digest ]
oh come on every webgeek knows tubgirl and goatse inside out! (did i just say that??)
anyway, more intimate NT incrowd shit from a past era..
DutchBoy
(Oct 20 04, 14:13)[ sorry for the ego trip here ]
- k0na_an0k0
:response to the don of dons thread showing photos of some woman:
being made to wear snowshoes, to maximize the carnage, i would walk through a thousand babies to get to that ass.
k0na_an0k(Dec 15 04, 17:40)
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i have no idea why, but after i posted that i laughed for 5 minutes straight. i couldn't stop. maybe it was the thought of me wearing snowshoes walking over babies. i don't know. i'm tired.
- DutchBoy0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
- Mal0
I was just about to post that, funny shit mate.
- kezza_20
I spat coke over my screen because of the snow shoe one
- gruntt0
i could seriously fill this thread up with k0na stuff. Jeez that motherfucker cracks me up.
i heart kona (not in a ghey way)
*too drunk = be back tomorrow.
:)
- DutchBoy0
[ thread: HERE_HERE ]
well interesting thread gone by, I'd just like to say how much I get from NT and how many interesting and damn amusing people I have come across (tho I have only met one face to face) through NT. I have stumbled across problems and had the infallible help from really kind people like unfittoprint ( and I cant stress just how helpful T is - thank you) and others, I hope I have been of help to people aswell as being an annoyance to others, I crit hard because I know people can do better and I spend so long on NT because I am currently often bored in what I do. Times will change as will we all, people will move on and usernames will fall but let me say this, it has been, so far, a most enjoyable ride on the NT rollercoaster and I have actually LOL for real on many occassions as I am sure many have, I have been impressed by peoples knowledge of current affairs, music, design, coding and many, many other fields however random, and mostly thoroughly delighted by the incredible sense of humour that people seem to share no matter where in the world you may come from, you should all be proud... I just thank fuck you all speak english for us lazy fucks with poor and complacent educational systems- I'm totally jealous
So heres to the people and (without sucking, all respect is clearly due) to the creators of NT, I shouldn't mention names because I will miss so many (but here's a few in no order: wendell, rand, rasp, bx_car, ness, dutchie, save, unfit, dita, loudubs, mrdobalina, kona, stimuli, bonseff, taragee, greedo, transfatty, vespa, carver, pascii, gorbie, the teacher, jevad, helv, bixler, thinkmule, bluejam, rabattski, stewart, kodap, 1977, Mal, sexypixel, blackspade, leah, libabyleg, and a shit load of other funny people I dont have time to mention - heres to you all - CHEERS!!
so-oo ghey
and just remember kids:
disclaimer: alcohol abuse entltles me to change/withdraw anything of the above at any time.
rasko4
(Jul 8 04, 20:01)
- zedvox0
It Began in Afrika.
JazX
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hmm i doubt he ever said those exact words but does it really fuckin' matter? We know he thinks it.
;)
- DutchBoy0
haha!