much love for NT girls
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- bomy_dick0
do i know your sister ?
- Dita0
You might do she is knocked up at the moment!!!!!
- bomy_dick0
ahahahah dita
- North_20
rasko my man I salute you, you are clearly dripping with class.
socks on, classic :D
- rasp0
- rasp0
that only works if you know our slang words
wendell
- brooke0
This thread is every girl's dream...
:|
- rasp0
who said romance was dead
- Seph0
Fancy a shag? Its not much but it'll fill a pram.
Another juvenile favourite of mine.
Go up to a woman with big tits.
Put your hands behind your back and say to her
"I bet you a fiver I can feel your tits with my hands behind my back"Once you have convinced her there is no catch involved and she agrees then start groping her tits and shout:
"Well worth a fiver !"
- Seph0
...then go to the toilets to find out exactly how many teeth you lost...
- paulrand0
longboat? i thought that was a english one that. you know, like when you are doing foreplay or sex, huh huh puff one. a slow wide one of fucking i think that is one. to give you a long boat. i think about that!
wendell
(jan 16 04)
- supes0
on behalf of all the NT girls, I have to say you guys' "pickup lines" must be the reason you post on NT all night long instead of getting with any of us
are there no gentlemen here?
- rasko40
only me, ignore these rif-raf my dear, they know nothing of the more delicate arts. Philistines one might say.
- rasp0
oi raskp.
im fucking sensitive, me.
- North_20
Hey Supes, what letter comes before U and after S?
Thats right darlin' ...and thats two sugars with just a drop of milk
Yak yak yak!
- Carty0
[nice carty says]...
"hey. i'm carty... your sooo beautiful...."
[bad man carty dem say]
"if you look at me like that one more time with that 'fcuk me' face, you gonna get fcuked."
pimp.
- smoothblend0
wanna see my mouse?
- robotron3k0
just watch, i can make it move...
- tfs__mag0
one of my buddies used to give a cat call like this...
"heya biscuit, how's about a lil bob-knob?"
needless to say, it never worked for him.