much love for NT girls
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- buddylee0
"I bet you've never met anyone who hasn't told you how beautiful you are...Am I right?"
- rasko40
"Tea? coffee?, or maybe something a little stronger*?!?"
*flexing muscles
- rasko40
"is there a thief in your family?"
(if she says yes you're fucked)
"then who stole the midnight stars and put them in your eyes?"
- BonSeff0
bartender,
i'll take a jack & coke
and whatever this lady is drinkinand put it on her tab
- rasko40
"nice legs, what time do they open?"
- sexypixel0
guy "your fucken hot, wanna fuck?"
girl: "No I dont want to fuck you"
guy: "I think you missheard me, i said your and ugly bitch"
- tara|gee0
LOL tyrone
- Peter0
Quagmier from "the Family guy"s pickupline line at the lesbian bar:
"So, have you girls ever been penetrated?"
- tavin0
girl dancing with her friends:
walk up with a sandwich:
"here i made you this"
- m2tx20
"Hi! Would you like to have sex with me?"
- pagedown0
Do you come here often, or wait 'til you get home?
- unknown0
i wan to
- brundlefly0
you sure like the weed hey francois...
- LEFREAK0
Do you come here often, or wait 'til you get home?
pagedown
(jan 15 04):D!
- jox0
i may not be the hottest guy in here but im the only one talking to you
works every godamn time
- Dita0
hahahahahah!!!!
this is piss funny!I heard the worst one yet on Saturday night, standing outside a cinema, across the road from a chippy:
bloke: do you know where I can get a good pizza?
me: erm... there's a chippy across the road.
bloke: do you know where I can see a good film?
me: (now thinking where the hell is this twat from!!!) there's a cinema behind you?
bloke: do you know where we can go for a shag?
me: no but I can tell you where YOU can go for a wank!!!
What an arsehole!!!!!
- slag_you_off0
im too shy for chat up lines.
In the end im only there for a drink.
- rasp0
"make like a squirell...
and bury these nuts"
- vespa0
hehee, you boys crack me up. bless.
Dita, gotta love the cheesey ones huh?
bloke: do you know where I can get a good pizza?
Dita: erm... there's a chippy across the road.
bloke: do you know where I can see a good film?
Dita: (now thinking where the hell is this twat from!!!) there's a cinema behind you?
bloke: do you know where we can go for a shag?
Dita: Eat my pantyliner, scrotum-breath! How could you possibly think that someone you hadn't inflated could be attracted to you?
- Dita0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
vespa - I wish I thought of that one, I'm noting that down for next fucking freak that comes along!!!!! hopefully not!