much love for NT girls
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- brandelec
i dedicate a thread of cheezy pick-up lines for NT females...
(and males, if its funny)"goirl, if you were a shopping mall, i'd go straight to the gap"
bada bing bada boom
- brandelec0
-do you work at subway?
-'cuz you just gave me a foot long.
bu da ching
- Soler0
"so many curves and I have no brakes"
- sexypixel0
you've been a bad girl, go to my eoom.
- sexypixel0
room - even
- brandelec0
you can be my carpenter and screw me to the bed
- mirola0
"here's a quid, now buy yourself a bag of chips and fuck off!"
- mirola0
er... wait no that's not right
- MrDinky0
slap her and ride the wave
- swollenelbow0
"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
- swollenelbow0
oh umm i'm sorry ladies...heh
- MrDinky0
no yuo are not..
if they said yes, you would jump at the chance..
;D
- nLHb0
I highly doubt any girls would say yes to that!
- sexypixel0
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
- sexypixel0
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- nLHb0
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
- nLHb0
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
- nLHb0
Say, did we go to different schools together?
- nLHb0
You know what I like about you? My arms.
- North_20
As long as I've got a face, you will always have a place to sit.
- brandelec0
i can see you in my pants