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- albums0
anyone in the Los Angeles are want a gently used thunderbolt display for $750?
http://losangeles.craigslist.org…
- kingsteven0
went to see batman rises, cinema was packed and some kid was chewing popcorn with his mouth open, shlurping his drink and kicking the back of my girlfriends seat. turned round to give him some shit... said something along the lines of "stop fucking kicking her seat you wee dick." on looking at his moon face, in to his little retarded animal eyes, realised he was probably downs... he didn't stop fidgeting and kicking, but when the movie finished we saw him sprinting out of the theatre.
we made a pact never to return to the multi-screen.
- aw poor kid. he was probably scared you were gonna beat him up after the movie.CanHasQBN
- this story lacked gunsautoflavour
- but it did have a sense of superiority & intimidationalbums
- i had to do that to the kid sitting beside me who won't stop talking.pango
- autoflavour0
so fucking hot today in Berlin..
ick- 32C? Imagine dealing with 43C for 5 months out of the year... That is MY hell.CanHasQBN
- 41C here for the last month or so, not over yetalbums
- Portland, Oregon...21C at midday. >:]jerkyjake
- I hate you counts that mention local temperature but don't have location in profile. FUCK YEW!!set
- NO YEEEWWWWW!CanHasQBN
- e-pill0
company just phoned me telling me that they tried their best to get me the earliest possible change in ticket but the earliest is end of august..
3 months here in china..
- hey now there's a thread for thisscarabin
- yup and this is the onee-pill
- oh you mean this thread?
http://www.qbn.com/t…e-pill
- moldero0
Photoshop CS6 crop tool is fucking my shit up.
- moldero0
just got back from a walk to the convenient store (OXXO) here in Mexico where as i walked up this dude was robbing it though the little hole in the door (doors are locked at night) his head and 1 arm was in the hole, looks like he had a pistol of some kind, didnt really notice/pay attention till I was about 10 feet behind him, quickly did a 180, now im back on QBN & bbedit coding parallax bullshit with no cigarettes.
- better for your healthe-pill
- thats what the wife just said when told her.moldero
- that sucks. at least the guy didn't see you. :(sea_sea
- come to china ill give you cigse-pill
- LOL, remembers me this Simpson´s grandfather´s animated gif http://tinyurl.com/y…OBBTKN
- < didn't even need to click and i smiled.HAYZ1LLLA
- yeah me too! that was pretty much how it went. hahamoldero
- Or the homer out/in the hedgeset
- e-pill0
lunch break just finished.. a few minutes ago for the factory workers, i was smoking a cig and playing street fighter 4 and one of the sexier cuties comes up to me with a bag of fresh plums and apples and smiles and gives me a few, then skips away.. it just made my afternoon, ill have to ask her out b4 i leave.. now im glad that im staying longer.
- pango0
not feeling good today... c'mon folks. entertain me :(
- here.. click thru this
http://www.widelec.o…e-pill - hehe.... hehe.....pango
- here.. click thru this
- BattleAxe0
so my Crush invited me to go out this weekend with her cousins , worst weekend being that I work late and will have my son, so I am hoping my brother watches my son , plus he hangs with his cousin they are 13 yrs old already , just got to find a way to get covered or get out quick at work , and i only have like $50 in my pocket till pay day, plan is to be the DD and pay for after hour munchies
- bjladams0
it's been a good day for selling prints.
- pockets0
I hate when you code a page, then make another page using it as a template and when you delete a div you shit goes all over the fucking place.
fail.
rage.- smoke a joint you'll feel bettere-pill
- watch what you say china boyinteliboy
- change careers. make surfboards in a little shop near the beach.CanHasQBN
- i know, cuz now i cant stop thinking of smoking a salad of sour diesel blueberry mix blunte-pill
- I smoked one of those yesterday, e-monospaced
- position:absolute;pockets
- georgesIII0
ahahah, I've got a brilliant idea to compete with 50 shades of grey,
I'll call it, "Classical Movie quotes",..
Dude gets a lovely view of his girl's booty as he buries his cock deep inside her tight, quivering backdoor. Watch as he pushes himself even further down her hole, nailing her flat in bed while she furiously rubs her pussy at the same time, churning her inside out and ravaging her ass to bits, pushing her raw colon further inside till he fills it up with his creamy, sticky cum.
...Voluptuous brunette playfully dances around before she slowly tears her clothes off, getting herself buck naked so her man can feast on her delicious jugs and succulent pussy. They then take it slow and fondle each other for a bit before the babe finally gets on top and starts riding his dick like a champ, grinding and grating nice and slow just the way they both like it, switching positions every now and then, and just taking their sweet time to build themselves up closer and closer to an explosive finish.
...
This blonde babe may look like a doll, but she definitely knows how to work it like a dirty, little stripper. Watch as she titillatingly shakes her booty like a champ while taking her clothes off piece by piece, leaving nothing on but her tiny, skimpy thongs while she flaunts that amazingly fantastic body of hers, definitely putting on a smashing performance that will leave anyone watching drooling and cumming for more.
- e-pill0
i got tired of blocked sites, so i downloaded express vpn.. it only works on my iPhone since the iOS is the latest, my laptop still uses mac os 10.4.11 and its not able to install.. at least i can finally see youtube vids posted here on the phone.. been missing that a lot..
anyone have a solve for a vpn for an old mac os?
- install a newer OS?monospaced
- i cant.. the upgrade can only be purchased online but cant ship here..e-pill
- albums0
I saw cheese as something someone would enjoy in the "Enough $?" thread, so I looked to see what were expensive cheeses. a list of 5 ranged from $40-$700/lb then I checked the cheese I eat. It costs $310/lb (wasn't on the list). I guess that means I have enough $?
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This was stated as the most expensive & of course, I thought of CALLES.
1. Ass (Donkey) Cheese
Home to 100 Balkan donkeys, the Zasavica Special Nature Reserve along the Zasavica River produces a smoked donkey's milk cheese that they call "Pule." They swear the obscene price of the cheese directly correlates to the value of the milk, which makes sense since one kilogram of cheese requires 25 liters of milk.
It's available on an advanced order basis and costs about $700/pound.
- PonyBoy0
oh, e-pill... just you shut your mouth...
- Hombre_Lobo0
hydro74 is such a design rockstar. He's BFF's with Josh davis :P
https://twitter.com/JoshuaDavis/…
but then again he does make them sweeeet fonts and sweeeet work!