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- Mimio0
I'm shopping for a family car this weekend. My concerns and desires are now Cliché.
- What models are you looking at?canuck
- oldsmobiles are pretty decent i hearemukid
- fucking a!canuck
- be positive that you're now 'cliche' - you're thinking about taking care of someone and not worrying about how you look.PonyBoy
- hahaa canuck, I remember talking about getting a car and your words of wisdom.flavorful
- "Get an olds!"flavorful
- I may have taken liberty with the exclamation point.flavorful
- Toureg, Edge, Flex, Mazda5 , Saturn Outlook...I'm open to suggestions.Mimio
- 7point340
- shit... i don't have teeth in for this one...7point34
- I know that guy well. Or the type. The bum who rummages through drinking events collecting cans, haha.flavorful
- look, i like cans ok... you gonna finish that?7point34
- er, i mean
hey dere, young fella. you got any canf ?7point34 - I'm going to have a talking with Peter at the gates for making a bum do push ups per quarter.flavorful
- Jaline0
I fear that I may start Twittering once I use an iTouch. Someone slap me before this happens.
- i'm against it... twitter that issoynutz7
- I have twitter ... I used it once to try and figure out how to program for its API.flavorful
- I don't see much of a point either, but I can see myself doing it when I am bored.Jaline
- But that's what I said about MySpace ... and Facebook ... G-d damn it.flavorful
- yup, same here. They all suck, and yet I must be a part of everything.Jaline
- flavorful0
http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_wi…
La Bamba's bumbling, stumbling, ridiculous, contradicting, hilarious tele-prompting reading should be nominated for some kind of award.
I won't ruin the ending, but it comes out of absolutely fucking nowhere, hahah.
- 7point340
- this is capsize apparently http://logicophiloso…canuck
- is he french or not?7point34
- I thought french-canadian?canuck
- i have no idea... sometimes i think he's american7point34
- plus he really likes billy joel7point34
- but who doesn't?canuck
- to find capsize, i tried to search for #1 billy joel fan. then i tried billy joel fan. then billy joel and me7point34
- i didn't get pictures of billy joel with anyone! apparently his fans aren't really clamoring to be seen with him7point34
- jean paul is a pigcapsize
- 7point340
eh, i'm done.
chossy's compilation was better
- flavorful0
I've been note killing like a motherfucker today.
- LEAKY DOG ANUS!7point34
- there. kill that.7point34
- The dog's anus is probably all leaky on account of all the monkey cum it ingested.flavorful
- I want that on my tombstone.flavorful
- Pizza that is, I'm quite ravenous.flavorful
- stewardess! he keeps licking his finger and touching me.7point34
- 7.34 is getting more disgusting with each day.....I blame the blog thread...Jaline
- http://www.qbn.com/t…emukid
- hahaha to be honest. I was really hoping I invented the term but a tip of the cap to you my good man.flavorful
- canuck0
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- emukid0
waiting for my ride. i hope it gets here before i bleed through my eyes.
- jnr, can you pick me up in your bmw? or canuck, in your olds?emukid
- Don't jump in front of any cars either!Tark
- I've been waiting for a half hour already, the olds is overheatingcanuck
- I don't drive until I get a new badge.Jnr_Madison
- Greedo0
i'm doing freelance at work for my work, i'm getting paid twice to do this... *mind is boggled
- you make me sickemukid
- can i borrow some money?emukid
- That is mind boggling. I fired someone for not doing freelance on the clock, but doing a better job with their freelance before, haha.flavorful
- freelance before, haha. He was really cool and I ran into him at a bar afterwards and he bought me a drink actually.flavorful
- Then I of course fucked him.flavorful
- Again.flavorful
- What?flavorful
- I don't get that last statement flavorful.canuck
- what's there not to get? flavorful likes butt secks. who doesn't?emukid
- GO PENS!canuck
- it's not hard to get, he said he fucked a man.Jnr_Madison
- Well I don't mean literally.
I wore a condom.flavorful - Speaking of condoms, what am I? A sailor?! This is ridiculous.flavorful
- up next: greedo photocopies himself and creates a paper mache duplicates for everyone!_salisae_
- 7point340
sometimes i awake in the middle of the night and worry that the more disgusting i am the more people will begin to realize i'm actually Jnr_Madison
- me too.Jnr_Madison
- too bad i can't hold myself7point34
- oh, wait a sec...7point34
- 7point340
don't mean to be so graphic...
when i'm tired the things i find funny are kinda fucked up.
i am exhausted.
- i haven't slept with emu in a year7point34
- I'm really good friends with ... well my one friend. But he finds very graphic and disturbing things hilarious.flavorful
- And I'm all for funny, but I think I realize I'm just desensitized in an emotional way, not a ... sick disgusting shit way.flavorful
- i saw the family guy with the dancing prom night dumpster babies and almost fucking died. my girlfriend thinks i'm ill7point34
- that and the dead pet frog bit kills me everytime!7point34
- 7point340
my stomach really hurts today. i feel a bit nauseated.
i haven't eaten anything weird, and i don't drink.i'm not a stressed person. very laid back. so much so that it bothers my girlfriend who is kinda high-strung, but i have a deadline next week which is kind of ridiculous and couple that with money issues and christmas coming up, i'm starting to wonder if stress is actually making me feel ill. i'm not used to stress affecting me that much, so it's slightly worrisome.
i'm sure with a deadline and being stressed out you all would ask what i'm doing on here, and you'd be correct to point out that flaw in my routine. the problem is too that i can't stay motivated, and occasionally need breaks.
- actual blog entry7point34
- Suck it up you fucking pansy.flavorful
- Actual commentary.flavorful
- When you say stomach though, what do you mean. * Harkens back to appendix bursting 9 months ago. *flavorful
- *actual laughter. actual urine.7point34
- feels like my gut / intestines7point34
- You think you've got it bad? I don't have a fucking badge for my bimmer.Jnr_Madison
- but do you have a vadge or a hummer?7point34
- bothJnr_Madison
- ulcercapsize
- Cunts. The lot of you. Daft ones at that.
* Looks at scar. *flavorful - I'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE ME AGAIN!!!flavorful
- LOLJnr_Madison
- that's a good boy. eat up. soon you'll be able to get your revenge. *feeds flav's appendix mutton7point34
- Jnr_Madison0
Yeah 734, I had the same thing. I used to think I was just really laid back... but it turned out, in fact, I just didn't care... about anything.
- Aye.flavorful
- Mon.flavorful
- Then.flavorful
- AyeJnr_Madison
- FuckJnr_Madison
- A manJnr_Madison
- Then,.Jnr_Madison
- Did this offend you?Jnr_Madison
- Me? I don;'t think I've ever been offended in my entire life.flavorful
- I love a challenge.Jnr_Madison
- hahahaflavorful
- I also don't care about many things, which bothers other people.Jaline
- 7point340
i'm worried about that too, but i'm not sure your prescription of man-fucking will fix it.
- You think you've got it bad? I don't have a fucking badge for my bimmer.Jnr_Madison
- see previous page7point34
- nah.Jnr_Madison
- O noes now they won't let Jnr into the Cuntry ClubGreedo
- I own the country club.Jnr_Madison
- 734, fuck two men and call me in the morning.Jnr_Madison
- fine!
*kicks dirt. goes to find Jnr's father and grandfather...7point34 - you'll need a spade and a bottle of vodka.Jnr_Madison
- you didn't specify that they had to be alive. *takes swig. shovels dirt7point34