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- killthefish0
Sometimes I never wake up.
- Which is why you don't notice my parties.Jaline
- sexy parties?7point34
- I would definitely notice your panties.killthefish
- Fariska0
Sometimes in the middle of the night my flatmate ,who lives in the room upstairs, throw a party with loud music and 20 drunk people until 6 am. But i don't wake up.
- Greedo0
Great, there's a hurricane coming our way... maybe it'll finally wash the Cape into the sea.
- get to theeee basement!!!Jaline
- hey, do you think you can make some kind of infographic out of this?
*blink*Jaline - You wear a cape?killthefish
- Jaline:
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Greedo - SuuuupergreeeedoGreedo
- cooolJaline
- canuck0
Sometimes I hang around the blog thread on friday's waiting for Fariska's "Week's over, see you on monday" post.
- I start doing that on Tuesday.killthefish
- Ah!
Mon an tue off!Fariska
- SkyPoo0
These words on a soulless screen are no longer enough. I yearn to know you people much better that this. I want to really know you, completely, spiritually, physically and wholly. I love you each for the things that you say, now I seek to love you for the beings you are.
For that reason I'm building a giant underground prison system and inviting you all to a fancy party.
- *is suspiciousJaline
- But you'll have to endure our idle chitchat in person... "how's prison going?" "oh, fine, fine."Greedo
- *is nearly going nuts trying NOT to post a holocaust joke7point34
- i'm not a good person7point34
- I can't even string 3 words together in person. But I do like to be put in prison. Guess it's a wash.killthefish
- in this state you need to be a registered mormon to operate a sex dungeon...kelpie
- ...let alone a full blown BDSM underground pleasure prison of this typekelpie
- capsize0
"If money isn’t loosened up, this sucker could go down"
- *loosens up money*killthefish
- I got these 47 cents in my pocket here, sarge...Greedo
- thanks, but let's let that sucker go downcapsize
- 7point340
i'm confused kelpie,
are you actually asleep next to someone or is that part of the dream?
i've had dreams where i think something next to me and i've attacked or pushed things out of bed, usually pillows, but i'm convinced they are real people, animals, jnr's mum. etc.
- you already said that as killthefish, you really don't have alzheimers...Greedo
- HAHAHAHHAcanuck
- I'm actually asleep next to someone, and very nearly do violence to them through the medium of dreamscapekelpie
- oh ok, yeah that is no good.7point34
- you usually get on a list after stuff like that. they don't let you use their girls anymore7point34
- i keed!7point34
- ahahahahahaha :Dkelpie
- Jaline0
Redesigned. I hate how you can't access the links to each page by clicking on the images that expand. You have to click on text.
- killthefish0
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and push 7.34 out of bed thinking he's me as a pillow, but then I wake up and my wife's on the floor and I'm still me.
- emukid0
such a lovely morning to be in the company of such lovely people.
- 7point340
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and worry that i am killthefish's pillow wife. then i just punch kelpie and go back to sleep.
- 23kon0
I was just in the kitchen at work making myself a cuppa coffee.
I noticed a wee spider on the work surface, it was running towards me.
i leaned down and started to gently blow at a constant in its direction, actually REALLLLLY funny to watch it running fullpelt but not actually getting anywhere cos the surface is to slippy.
- 7point340
emu,
i hope they pay you 2 salaries to stay so fucking late all the time.
or are you somesort of third shift designer?
- the design never stops!7point34
- http://www.youtube.c…Greedo
- i am sort of a third rate hack. so while it might seem like i am working on very important things, i am merely doing tedious shit trying to meet deadlines that someone with actual skill might have been done with a long time ago.emukid
- tedious shit trying to meet deadlines that someone with actual skill might have been done with a long time ago.emukid
- haha by your logic, i should never be allowed to sleep... i wonder if they're on to me7point34
- Jnr_Madison0
canuck just told me (via gmail) that he really hates a very active and regular blog poster, I must say, I was shocked.
- i'm sure he doesn't hate you7point34
- google has mail?!?locustsloth
- its me isn't it?kelpie
- You're shocked that I hate you? I call you a cunt all the time. Thought you would have got the message.canuck
- or emu?kelpie
- or spooky?kelpie
- or 7.34?kelpie
- JNRcanuck
- please hate me.emukid
- which one is spooky?7point34
- Killthefishcanuck
- ok i'll stop...Greedo
- I must say you've taken it remarkably well Jnr.SkyPoo
- I hate when somebody hates me. I know it can't be me.killthefish
- locustsloth0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, terrified that i'll never be able to write a clever "sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night" post
- kelpie0
sometimes I wake up in the middle of the blog and realise that taken collectively, some of my posts really paint a bit of a disturbing picture of who I might be
- Jnr_Madison0
It was me, btw.
Anyone remember the guy who said he was running an experiment by posting under an alternative username for a while? Because that made me LOL!!!
- Fariska0
Not worse than your facebook pictures
- (to kelpie)Fariska
- link?canuck
- NOkelpie
- I have a link to a nice pic of kelpie. Anyone want to see it?Jnr_Madison
- Yes pleasecanuck
- I don't give out the link to people who hate me.Jnr_Madison
- Yep.SkyPoo
- Jnr_Madison0
Scotland's shame.
*hangs head
- Thanks emo.Jnr_Madison
- been listening to it all nightemukid