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- SkyPoo0
I don't even know why I come here at all to be honest. I'm a bible salesman. Door to door. My coverage is severly dimished by the need to keep popping back to the local lending library to check this Blog on their community web portal every five minutes.
- capsize0
Sometimes I wake in the middle of the night and know that is part of a Billy Joel song.
- Fetch the bucket.capsize
- So it was you who started the fire?locustsloth
- it's not his fault. cap'n jack got him high7point34
- I know I'm searching for something
Something so undefined
That it can only be seen
By the eyes of the blind
capsize - I SAID GET ME THE BIG +SIZE BUCKETcapsize
By the eyes of the blind
In the middle of the nightcapsize- HURRY FFScapsize
- he's the male celine dion and will not stopcapsize
- 7point340
- http://img187.images…Bender
- I CAN HAZ?flavorful
- that walrus is a dirty fucking liar7point34
- killthefish0
Sometimes I wake in the middle of posting a "sometimes I wake up" blog thread post post and wonder if we're all actually the same person using many different aliases.
- flavorful0
Sometimes Greedo wakes up in the middle of the night and wonders if I can has electricity.
- haha are you still without power you filthy hobo?7point34
- Haha nah. I has teh power like Prince Adam. But to be honest everything was going a lot better when I didn't.flavorful
- The whole unable to charge my phone, do work from home, et cetera was really liberating.flavorful
- haha no doubt7point34
- I know what you mean. Sometimes I wish people called me all the time, but it's actually better when they don'tJaline
- +1 for insane reference to he-man7point34
- hahah thanks for getting the reference.flavorful
- * stops calling Jaline constantly. goes back to randomly. *flavorful
- I don't know He-Man :(Jaline
- chossy0
YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING SHIT NUTS.
I have a sore throat and think I am getting tonsilitis :'( so I am in a bad mood!!! this weekend I am going to play halo and eat pizza and shower once perhaps. On my way home tonight I will buy chocolate and jelly sweets and meals which involve little or no cooking.
- Simpsons did it!!:
http://www.qbn.com/t…flavorful - SYMW and send me a YH inviteFariska
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i thought of you when i posted this7point34
- Simpsons did it!!:
- SkyPoo0
Early finish at Studiospooky today. The whistle just went and everybody is shutting down the big machinery. The men are leaning on their shovels and wiping the sweat from their brows, the women skitter away to the washrooms to change and apply make up in readyness for the night ahead.
I rise from my desk, check my pocketwatch (old habits), and make my way to the car pool where my chauffer has the Suzuki Swift GLX polished like a brass button and ready to go.
Good bye Bolg thread, see you next week.
- Jaline0
http://www.tuaw.com/2008/07/23/s…
"The [iPhone programming] course is in full swing this fall, with a reported 80 students signed up. Stanford has also started a project that is beginning to bear fruit in the form of iPhone and iPod touch apps -- the Stanford iApps Project."- "smartphones only make up 17% of current U.S. mobile phone", I think I pods make up 1% of that.canuck
- Whenever I see someone use a non-"smart" phone I act like it's some kind of artifact from a distant past.flavorful
- do you have an iPhone, flav?Jaline
- Haha yea. I've only had it for like two months and I'm all uppity about it.flavorful
- Everyone who gets an iPhone and/or iTouch gets really excited about it after (even those who hate Apple), lolJaline
- In their defense, they are pretty suite.flavorful
- kelpie0
going to have to come in on bank holiday monday AGAIN now. was looking forward to actually getting the day off for once.
- Jaline0
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8 ways to make Firefox fastAlso, this looks interesting for a place like Ottawa:
http://www.dotsgloves.com/
- Jaline0
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My favourites:
1) Use Facebook mail instead of proper email:
Are you silly? When you Facebook mail me, I have to log into my real email to find that I then have to go and log into my Facebook account to read and reply to your message. If you've got my real email address, please use it.6) Update Facebook profile when you're supposedly ill:
How many times have we seen it? Someone calls in sick in the morning and then updates their Facebook profile minute-by-minute throughout the day, documenting a day of ice cream, chips, video games and jumping on the bed. Get dressed and get to work you lazy hoodwink, or else you'll probably be fired. And it'd be your own fault for adding your boss to be your Facebook friend.7) Write on a wall instead of communicating privately:
The driving force behind the success of Facebook is... vanity. People love the idea that others are watching what they're doing. Tell me this: for what reason would you invite someone to a private party by writing on their wall, other than to show off to all the people on their friends list who you don't want to come? It just makes you look like a tit, so don't do it.Web
Top 15 things you should never do on Facebook
Be less annoying to your friends on Facebook by following these guidlinesThursday at 12:59 BST | Tell us what you think [ 9 comments ]
failbookPeople do things on Facebook that they'd never dream of doing in real life
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Love them or hate them, social networking sites are here to stay. Facebook and MySpace are among the most popular destinations on the web. And even though they can be extremely annoying, there is one inescapable fact: the most irritating thing about Facebook is the 100m-strong army of people who use it.
When was the last thing you looked at your feed without someone posting an embarrassing picture, or someone else saying something irritating in their status update?
Here are the top 15 things you should never do on Facebook or MySpace:
1. Use Facebook mail instead of proper email
Are you silly? When you Facebook mail me, I have to log into my real email to find that I then have to go and log into my Facebook account to read and reply to your message. If you've got my real email address, please use it.2. Add old friends and then forget about them
This is the biggest social networking crime of them all. How many times has it happened? You haven't seen someone for 20 years; you vaguely recognise their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.3. Adding people you don't even know
It's one thing to add an old friend and then never speak to them. It's another to add anyone whose name you kind of vaguely sort of recognise. It's like that old man in the pub who slaps everyone on the back as if they were old pals, when in actual fact he has no friends, largely because of this habit.4. Adding single-serving holiday friends
Some people just don't understand that the exchanging of email addresses at the end of a holiday is just a social ritual and is absolutely not an invitation to add you to Facebook and then turn up unannounced at your house three months later.5. Accepting friend invitations from people you don't know
It's one thing to complain about irritating people adding you on Facebook, but if you accept those invites, you've only got yourself to blame. If you scan through your Facebook friends list, you'll doubtless find a handful of people in there you barely know. It's a horrible realisation - like when you suddenly realise your hand is resting on a knob of someone else's chewing gum underneath a desk.6. Update Facebook profile when you're supposedly ill
How many times have we seen it? Someone calls in sick in the morning and then updates their Facebook profile minute-by-minute throughout the day, documenting a day of ice cream, chips, video games and jumping on the bed. Get dressed and get to work you lazy hoodwink, or else you'll probably be fired. And it'd be your own fault for adding your boss to be your Facebook friend.7. Write on a wall instead of communicating privately
The driving force behind the success of Facebook is... vanity. People love the idea that others are watching what they're doing. Tell me this: for what reason would you invite someone to a private party by writing on their wall, other than to show off to all the people on their friends list who you don't want to come? It just makes you look like a tit, so don't do it.8. Moan in your Facebook status
The most annoying thing that people do on Facebook is to spray their walls with vanity-filled drivel, by posting self-indulgent awfulness in their status updates. "Kerry is sorry how it ended but it had to be done. I love you and will miss you, and I hope you can apologise one day". Oh sod off. If you've got something to say to someone, say it. Don't post it on your wall because no one else is interested, and people just think you're a prat.9) Other irritating status updates:
No, "Dave is" is not an acceptable status update, nor is it original or in any way clever. "Dave just is..." is equally as inexcusable. And "Dave is Dave is Dave" is downright taking the piss. Oh, and song lyrics are also a no-no. "Sandra was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows she's miserable now" will impress people about the same amount as Morrissey's saggy, miserable face.
- canuck0
"LIL WAYNE GETS A BLOG:
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Riveting.
- _salisae_0
hey flavorful! i got something for you :)
- do they already have the holes cut in the bottoms?7point34
- no but there's a detailed list of the missing candies. pretty good!_salisae_
- I don't get itcanuck
- Awe, haha. :D
To be honest I'm a little hurt you're palming them off. They were sent with love!!flavorful - aww no i found these myself. their past shared sentiment is a mystery to us all._salisae_
- (unless i ask the owners when i pick them up)_salisae_
- I like this kind of absolute random stuff though. You going to go Encino and pick them up?flavorful
- PUN!flavorful
- Fariska0
Bye work! Hello beer!! Hi 4 days off!
- it's that time already?canuck
- yes!
Sunny day in London. Would be bad to stay in teh officeFariska - I thought we were in the same time zone canuck. I cracked my first an hour ago.flavorful
- Also, we should start an awkward e-mail about the PIT/TOR game coming up. I was just at the pre-season match on WED.flavorful
- match on Wednesday.flavorful
- 7point340
27,000!
- Jnr_Madison0
I just had 2 McDonald's cheeseburgers, and like Katy Perry, I liked it.
- High Five bro!canuck
- how do all you brits stay so damn skinny with all the shit you eat? i need answers!Greedo
- patty perrycapsize
- I only eat that shit now and again otherwise I would be a fat whore.Jnr_Madison
- katy perry hoards them all in her tits7point34
- and i like it7point34
- Jnr suffers from bulimiacanuck
- I honestly can't remember the last time I ate fast food. I think it was on the turnpike a few years ago before I refused to drive anywhere ever again.flavorful
- drive anywhere ever again.flavorful
- ... slug (flav)PonyBoy
- hahah, by the way I love all the old school photos as of late. I'd make fun but then I'm sure a picture of me with ...flavorful
- purple shorts, and cross colour shirts would surface.flavorful
- links?canuck
- bile powered livers is the answer you're looking for, greedo._salisae_
- 7point340
- big as my torso7point34
- AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS BEEN THINKING THAT IS EMOKID?!?! OR IS THIS A BIG JOKE!?!flavorful
- I'm actually the guy at the back top left with the blue shirt on.Jnr_Madison
- It's me FFS, not emo.Jnr_Madison
- Jnr shaves his legs!Greedo
- It's the only thing that needs to be shaved.Jnr_Madison
- is that a computer on your wrist?canuck
- well, flav... i know emu irl...
... i'm pretty sure... (but i've been wrong before)... this is not emu. :DPonyBoy - Wow. I've been in the dark lo these many ... months? G-d damn it. You're in my kitchen for Christ's sake.flavorful