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- stretch116
tell all?
- clone0
Christmas Party 1997.
lots of booze.
lots of underdressed happy women for cold kansas holidays.
Anyway the bosses wife is straight hitting on me at work in front of evryone at work for a couple months.
i'm only 19 at the time.
she's married with kids and hot as hell.
Christmas party. she gets away from the husband, the party, the floor our party is on and away from her dress which was falling off OMG. she has her way with me in the top of the staircase until she thinks its been too long then does it again. spendfs every night at my house from after work to bedtime until she moves to open a new company with her husband.
true story, i swear.
other than the fact she was married i miss every sweaty moment of those months.
Shameful.- < version3ismith
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- stretch1160
Wicked!!!
- thirtytwo0
Christmas party in 98 or 97, I was working at a local restaurant. I walked into the bathroom and caught the owner kissing 17 year old hostess. He was about 50, married and a complete asshole.
Same party, caught the fry boy wacking it in the bathroom.
It was one hell of a party...
- how did you see me in the bathroom. damnit that fry grease got me going.baseline_shift
- mitsu0
clone, that was a brilliant story... your'e going to rot in hell! ha!
- grunt0
hell - yet another sweaty moment!
- jayb0
clone - that's naughty
i hope there's some scandal
at my work party!;)
- drqshadow0
Must've been 1997.
lots of booze.
I head to a Kansas Christmas party, dressed in drag just for kicks. Masquerade as the boss's wife, and decide to have some fun with a drunk kid who can't be any more than 19. Convince him I'm married with kids, and drag him away to the top of the staircase. I think I spent a few nights at the kid's house, then convinced him that I was going to another city to start a new business.....wait...
- grunt0
heeeeeheeeeeehaaaaaahaaaaaa
-hilarious
- unknown0
1998, After realising my wife is having it off with one of my young hotshot designers (he's only 19), they met at the christmas party, and honestly didnt think I knew what they were up to on the stairs... I inject her with gonhorroea and pretend i'm really busy in work during the next couple of months so she ends up spending a lot of time with him. A while lata she died, so I sent the hotsot fool a note pretending that she'd moved away with me... That'll teach him!!!!!!!
- grunt0
One year I was working as a fry boy at a restaurant... i was wacking off in the bathroom and....
- AD0
I had a really shitty job back in 98 or 97 - anyway it was a pretty low position in a restaurant. So I'm at the Chritsmas party and I'm in the bathroom taking care of business and who comes in but the boss and some young hostess. They start making out. I got so arroused by this I stayed in the bathroom all night jerking it.
- AD0
oh damn you grunt... i type so slow
- grunt0
with one hand =]
- AD0
hehe ya - plus some of my keys are sticky.. er
- Buckyball20
we are having one right now. not alot of liquor involved though. so no nudity yet. i will keep you posted.
bB
- Redmond0
I always find mine awkward. I usualy go out afterwards elsewhere since it's usualy easier to mingle with people I've never met than people from work. Maybe I have a horrible rep :)
- kerus0
our has potential. we're renting an entire floor at a bar for 15 of us.. pool tables galore.. and draft root beer for the non-drinkers like myself.. bring it on!
- hiphoprelic0
"Haircut day" for my boss usually turns into a pretty wild party when we get a call back at the office to come and get him after the stylist has already brought him several martinis during his haircut.
A few of us from the office head over there to find an extremely drunk boss who wants to start partying. We help him to the car....
He then insists on going to the strip club. Once we've been kicked out of there we carry him to the car and he talks us into going on to the next bar where he proceeds to drink up all their vodka. They ask us to leave, and it's on to the next bar.
Throughout this time, my coworkers dissappear 1 by 1, leaving me to cart around my inhumanly intoxicated boss.
After managing to keep him out of fights with ridiculous odds aal night we arive at a bar with all junior "cops in training" as bouncers. I pay to get in and am not allowed because my pants are too baggy.
I then turn around to see some juice monkey with a badge printed on his shirt flying through the air with ny boss in the Full Nelson. The junior cop then proceeds to bash my boss' head into the ground. Nice.
I am immediately slammed up against a wall and held by two junior fuks.
We wait there for their seargent so my boss can fille a complaint. Upon arrival, the seagent says to my bos,"looks like you got beat the fuck up, son" and then writes my boss a ticket for some shit then gives me one for having a pocket knife.
To Protect and to serve you an ass whippin'
Cops are great.
- exador0
so, this one time, my boys and i are moonlighting from the police academy at this little bar up the way...
we're flexin, drinkin, and lookin mighty intimidating, if i don't say so myself...
weeeeelll...
in come these to guys...
walkin up all 'hey lookat me!, i'm important, im a somebody"
so is says to myself, hey..self...these two guys need a holiday beating...
my boys and i lay into them, starting with a flying clothesline, arms out, knocking em sensless..yall know what im talking about..
dropping the sweet science man..then my bud grabs the less drunk guy and feeds him to the wall...
but the capper was when our sargeant came out, and layed a fine or 2 on em...
har har har....
that was a classic move...made me feel like i was a part of something really great...cops ARE great!
and thats 'ass-whoopin', hippy...:)
jez kiddin hiphoprelic...i couldn't resist...and the follow ups seem to be the best part of this thread..
i hope you weren't too badly roughed up tho...it sounded like a pretty bad way to end the night...
- hiphoprelic0
No prob -
I got out w/ only a weapons possesion ticket and had to spend a day in anger management.
My boss also had a day of anger manag. and still has scars on the side of his face. ouch.