staff parties!
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- rd110
I was at a friends office bowling party. It was a bunch of financial nerds all getting extremely hammered on pitchers of beer. I stumble into the bathroom only to discover most of them doing coke and getting even rowdier. I'm taking a piss, and I can see someone in the stall next to me sitting down. I finish and am washing my hands. Next thing I know, the boss comes into the bathroom with his bowling ball, and rolls in under the stall where the guy is sitting. The porcelain toilet smashes in half, the dude comes running out of the stall with his pants down, and water completely floods the bowling alley.
- grunt0
so one day i'm at the local bowling alley. On about the 3rd frame I think, "I gotta take a shit." So I proceed to the restroom, take a seat and I think to myself, "while I'm hear maybe I'll wack off?" then I think, "Nah, I already got busted doing that the other night at the party at the restaurant." So I'm sitting there lowering some rope and the next thing you know a freakin' bowling ball comes rolling under the stall! The toilet breaks I come spilling out to discover a bunch of coke heads.
- reggie0
so I had this custodian job at this bowling alley and I was fixing holes in the bathroom when I saw this kid jerkin it in the bathroom talking to himself about not jerking it any more because most of the time something weird happenned.
So hes jerkin it, and then these hippies come in, one with a bowling ball still in his hand. Next thing you know he rolls it under and its the kid whos jerkin it while taking a shit.
The ball hits the porcellain breaking it into millions of pieces... then then whole bathroom flooded and then the whole bowling alley was next. Pieces of rope laden with man juice were floating all over the alley
The kid that was jerkin it ran out with his pants down with a piece of porcelain stuck to his ass... it was hilarius.
I quit that evening because just cause I didnt want to do all that work.
- Ctrl_Z0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
man I am in fucking tear, thanks for the laugh!
- gravityroom0
Doin' the boss' wife...
An office clasic.
- MrDinky0
few years back in Atlanta
few conservative consultants got drunk and was peeing on the dance floor
- shant0
So back sometime ago I was the other person in every story that someone is going to post.
I think we've run it into the ground now.
- grunt0
shant - you're probably right
reggie - great "chapter 3"
anyone- add another story so we can have fun with it.
- reggie0
yea
- duckofrubber0
this thread has potential...
- version30
FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
- ismith0
You know, threads like these being indexed may be the very source of 99% of QBN trolls.
*searches "fucking boss at archimedean christmas party gif animation
*click
*RobBenjamin: whatup dudes
- duckofrubber0
this truly is a classic newstoday thread.
- Projectile0
OK so we had this xmas party, right? and this one girl gets like, TOTALLY wasted!! And is dancing all porno. Then this other guy gets even more wasted and starts trying to grind all the girls on the dancefloor but as drunk as they are they're just not 'avin it. BWAAHAHAAAAA!!
meh
- davebellechique0
funny thread
- scarabin0
1. drank too much and stole an awesome pair of bowling shoes
2. smoked cubans and drank whiskey under snow from a snowblower in the hollywood hills
3. drank too much and left my bag, containing a diary full of trash talk about my bosses, at one of their homes where it stayed for several days before i could pick it up
- ernexbcn0
staff parties is when you discover most of your co-workers are actually coke fiends