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  Urban Outfitters, for opening a new store in the centre of town - or moving, I don't fucking know - in all my years living here I've been in it once to buy something, I forget what, probably some plastic tat. No, wait - porno birthday card! It's in the uppity cunty part of town with cunty stores like Gucci etc. where the Eurotrash and braying monied cunts of Stockholm malinger, so I always avoid it. The whole area could be replaced by gold-plated inflatable dogs and I wouldn't know. Anyway, the new store has swallowed about a third of the floor space of a book shop that already occupies the same retail unit. Because, instead of books which inspire and amaze, people would rather buy a replica Motörhead shirt covered in monkey vomit or whatever the fuck UO pass off as fashion.

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  • monkey vomit is so last yearPonyBoy
  • hotdog vomit ftw
    http://www.qbn.com/r…GuyFawkes
  • some good band names in here;
    - uppity cunty
    - gold-plated inflatable dogs
    - porno birthday card
    - braying monied cunts: BMCGnash

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