Eternal moowalk

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    I have never understood why 99% of people attempting to moonwalk just walk backwards with a rolling shoulder action and a gormless face. I watched as much as that as I could and counted only two people actually doing the moonwalk out of about 40 or so clips.

    I am constantly amazed at the human mind's ability to be simultaneously impressed by a simple skill and yet at the same time proving beyond any doubt that they failed completely to understand what it was. To whit; a moonwalk is an optical illusion where you move the straight leg, keeping the bent one static in order to create the effect you are walking on direction and travelling in another: IT IS NOT JUST "WALKING BACKWARDS AS THOUGH YOU SHAT YOURSELF".

    Fucking halfwits.

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