locked the f Feb 12, 08, 5:14 a.m.

OUT! Just before leaving the house I switched coats and I walked out the door with my keys in the pocket of my other coat. FUCK! I'm sitting in the stairwell of our condo contemplating kicking the door in. Fuck fuck fuck. This will teach me to get another key made and give it to the neighbor.

ugh... Sep 3, 08, 12:32 p.m.

i'm a week and a half ahead of schedule on a project, the cd is out for the day, it's 2:30pm and the internet is fk'n BORING right now. i've exhausted all the sites i normally frequent (gizmodo, espn, chunkyasses) and spent a solid 2 hours on youtube watching jet crash videos. haha.

what's new? help me pass the time. please....

Poster Printing Jan 31, 08, 1:06 p.m.

Hey. I have an image of a photograph illustrated and I'd like to get it printed out poster size. Does anyone know of a good place that will allow me to upload the file, get it printed at a somewhat large size then ship it back? I found two places and they kinda seem shaddy. I want nice quality on good stock ya know.

Thanks in advance.

what rand must feel like Jun 17, 08, 9:58 a.m.

rand = you know who
qbn members with the whole hedge thing = take a guess

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norman rockwell May 10, 08, 8:13 p.m.

a buddy of mine just bought a house and i stopped over with a case of house-warming goodness. the house i guess is 80+ years old and has only had one owner. it's kind of in bad shape, shitty wallpaper, old fixtures... whatever. so we're kicking back some beers and decide to check out the attic to see how bad of shape it's in. i pull down the stairs and take a peak to find it's filled with junk. or so at least on first glance until we started going through shit.

i pull this out of a maroon velvet bag...

i didn't get a photo of it but a bit later i found some vintage louis vuitton luggage stored away under some blankets. it's a fucking goldmine up here! haha. ps. beers and vintage shit are awesome.

omf*ck Jan 19, 08, 9:54 p.m.

my wife just initiated a semi food fight at a bar( we're half in the bag) and I just got hit with a fuxkin bbq chicken wing. Its all fun and f* kn. Games until I get hit with a greesy chicken BBQ wing

Huckabee Feb 25, 08, 10:01 a.m.

Pretty funny.

Home Depot Warning! Feb 7, 08, 5:57 a.m.

A 'heads up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts--it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they simply say 'No', and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also on October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

pretty close call Jul 11, 08, 6:52 a.m.

snapped these last night as a pretty nasty storm rolled in. the first i snapped as we were walking out of the store, the second i snapped just before i got into the car, when i realized the clouds had started to swirl together... i would have snapped more but my wife was screaming at me to get in the car and get the hell out of there. as were were speeding off like some kind of scene from the dukes of hazzard just as quickly as the clouds formed a funnel and started to come down, it dispersed and went back up.

if it had formed it would have been a massive tornado. sorry for the shitty quality of the images. pretty amazing though.

nice compass / direction sites? Mar 28, 08, 7:05 a.m.

happy friday you magnificent suns a bitchez! i'm currently creating some sketches and ideas for a companies intranet and they have a catchphrase going along the lines of 'charting a healthy future today...' blah blah. i'm looking for any nice sites that use maybe old maps, nicely rolled corners, maybe old parchment paper treatment, road signs, anything of that nature. i know apple has some really nice road sign stuff going on right now for their sdk but i'm in need of some other inspiration. any ideas? thanks in advance all. -kona bologna