festive wishes Dec 23, 08, 7:30 a.m.

ok, I'm going to try to give up on QBN now for the festive season, so I just want to say a big Meeeeeery Christamus to everybody here, and a massive Happy Festivus to any cajun jews out there.

fare ye well
K x

fucking weird as fuck Dec 18, 08, 5:21 a.m.

http://bio-bak.nl/

timeline me if you wish, I dinae care.

someone blog about me eh? Dec 19, 08, 5:57 a.m.

I'm getting really bored that some gaelic actor dying earlier in the year is the whole first page of google under my name. I need trackbacked blog posts and shit on me and I need them quickly. Who'll take this mission on for me in time fro xmas?

I haven't really done much interesting stuff in my life nut I don't mind of you make it up.

post them here and I'll OK the best ones

Nairn Dec 9, 08, 3:31 a.m.

read this:
http://www.boingboing.net/images…

S

sculptures of me Nov 24, 08, 1:27 a.m.

its official; I'm the most important person in Scotland. Not even fucking Julius Caesar had 10 storey statues built of him...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artand…

converting PDFs to SWFs Oct 29, 08, 4:51 p.m.

hey chaps, you might be able to save my bacon - I need to find a clever way to convert PDF pages into swf files (on the fly) and keep their vector information and format but without creating utterly massive files. We've been doing it with an autop conversion thing which makes great looking files but they are so massive it cripples the operation of the application they are being used in.

This is a bit of a professional cry for help so if anyone can help I will be the most thankful person in the world.

(however, I am deadbeat at close to midnight and about to go home for some sleep before a very early start in the morning so I might have to pick this thread up then and thank you profusely)

d.font Oct 28, 08, 2:18 a.m.

anyone have any idea what this extension is? my pal in work here has come up against it and its causing some problems...

bolg Oct 23, 08, 9:38 a.m.

Anyone else getting seriously bored by all those "recreate a thread title but change one letter" threads?

get a new act you boring cunts

planning and designing a corporate brochure Oct 24, 08, 3:22 a.m.

hello all.

I have a new job on which is vexing me as I've not done any work like this in years and years. I'm rusty beyond comprehension and stuck on pre-design stages, let alone hitting the blank page hell.

I have to design a brochure for a company based on info on their website (its pretty standard stuff, services, about us, environmental policy, management profiles, testimonials etc) and I'm wondering if any of you good print bods out there could just give me som general advice on how you start a project like this, how you pre visualise it, set it up, break down a mass of content into a series of logical sections and pages etc etc.

Just any tips really that might help this go a bit smoother. If I can get into this it might help me get my mojo back for this kind of thing, cos believe it or not, there was a time when I was quite talented :-/

Autistic of the day thread Oct 17, 08, 5:09 a.m.

simple idiots video editing Oct 2, 08, 5:58 a.m.

hello

my pal wants me to take a recording (in mp3) of a robot voice and play it over a picture of him then send it to another friend as a video file.

I've made an animated gif of his jaw moving and want to use this as the background of the 'video'. I don't have After Effects here which would be easy to use, but iMovie seems to import the gif as a single image and also zoom into it over the space of 5 seconds when I try to use it as footage.

Anyone know wtf is going on with that? or have any better ideas to achieve what must surely be pretty easy, no? also, where in the hell can I set the movie size in that program.

I need to get this to the guy today and am shadily doing it in work as I don't have a home pc at this time, so any help or ideas would be much appreciated :)

cheers

meat loaf Sep 25, 08, 2:57 a.m.

anyone got any good pictures of Meat Loaf. Classic white-frilly-shirt era Meat Loaf. The fat bastard years?

Preparations for biscuit based Suicide Attempt Sep 22, 08, 9:38 a.m.

I have created this thread because Emu is too broken and empty, due to a severe lack of biscuits, to take that difficult initial step we all face when intending to document the depths of pain and heartbreak our lack of biscuits can cause us, and the lengths any true, fragile human heart will go to in order to end that pain.

And now, with heavy heart, I step aside and leave this thread to our friend, emukid...

uncle_helv Sep 17, 08, 2:03 a.m.

I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment expressed in your thread. +1

smoke free Sep 15, 08, 1:49 a.m.

today I will post in here when the gremlins try to persuade me that I need to smoke ciggies.

oh hai, I'm back from holiday. at work again. in despair ;)

google mail access Aug 27, 08, 6:30 a.m.

anyone having problems with it or is it just some annoying shit I'm getting?

thunderbird "new mail thingy" Aug 27, 08, 7:30 a.m.

anyone got any idea what you would call the wee green thing that tells you you have new mail?

Nairn / Detritus Aug 22, 08, 1:57 a.m.

check your iamnairn mail if you get a chance mate, ta

ID card pouches Aug 22, 08, 6:14 a.m.

good, clear, cheap vinyl ones that'll clip onto a lanyard. I only need a very short run of them so internet bulk wholesalers is out. Ideally someone here will have seen em in woolies or something but if not then any ideas?

Kelpie's lovely neighbourhood Aug 18, 08, 2:50 a.m.

Yesterday the police started putting up tape all around the patch of land outside the back of my flat while I was cooking lunch. Sirens had been going a little previously (not overly unusual round my bit), but I hadn't seen or heard anything.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotl…

This'll explain it then. I have only one reason to live in this city and that might be gone soon. This doesn't help endear the place to me.