God is quite busy Dec 4, 08, 2:44 a.m.

in a island near Vanuatu, scientist have discovered 2000 new species of aquatic animals
its really amazing how god continues to create new species and atheist think its all random and evolution and blah blah.....,

my personal favorite, I named it the "shocker"

Hackers just killed global warming Nov 20, 09, 2:24 p.m.

The director of Britain’s leading Climate Research Unit, Phil Jones, has told Investigate magazine’s TGIF Edition tonight ..."It was a hacker. We were aware of this about three or four days ago that someone had hacked into our system and taken and copied loads of data files and emails."...

TGIF asked Jones about the controversial email discussing “hiding the decline”, and Jones explained what he was trying to say...
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if true, this is going to be bloody.
take your time and read it (you can find the files doing a quick google search)
http://blogs.news.com.au/heralds…

May 21, 2011 Jan 6, 10, 5:11 a.m.

Is the date we're all going to DIE!!
so please update your Ical.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/ar…
I actually laughed at loud listenning to this,
close your eyes and immagine tom Brokaw speaking to you
&feature=player_embedded

Circumcision Jun 27, 11, 7:10 a.m.

why are people that uncircumcised just not called normal?
what is the norm in your country for this kind of things.

Flu Shot Sep 1, 09, 8:45 a.m.

Here they want to start the mass vaccination in November,

who here is getting the shot,
just write Yes or No

1. NO

They Stole My f*ckn Bycicle Feb 26, 10, 12:43 p.m.

Get fuckn 11 hours of work on friday,
Commute and get stuck in the fuckn train because of some fuckn rail problem,
Finally arrive at the station to find that some fuckn cunt stole your bicycle and even took my fuckn lock FFS.
Fuckn shitty friday.

Tornado season Apr 28, 11, 6:22 a.m.

almost 200 dead,
I'm not really well versed in tornadoes,
so is it something that happens every year on such a scale or is this year special?

I'm a DAD Jun 1, 11, 5:11 p.m.

My fellow Qbners,
Yesterday, 1st of July at 11:33,
Logan Christophe Atchimon Morneau came into our life,

I will try to take some pictures tomorrow,
because I'm burned up and need to go to bed,

love you all :)

Georges

Double post Mar 3, 09, 12:26 p.m.

are not as cool as triple post

People of QBN Oct 26, 11, 1:13 a.m.

Help me put a end to the spam,
using the mail he used,
I was able to find his workplace/ location/ phone number and maybe name
----- ---- ---- -----
Name: wang jianbin
Xiamen billion funded Network Services Co., Ltd
Plum Garden Road, Putian City, Electronic City, the fifth floor of three letters
Phone: 0594-7561007
mail:
ip: 58.22.129.123
lat/long: 25.4394, 119.0103

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http://translate.googleuserconte…

I'll try to call him in the afternoon

MTV Jersey shore Dec 8, 09, 10:49 a.m.

this deserves its one thread
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sorry to de-rail this thread but I believe this is more important than the tiger woods thing

WOW, I'm sure a chick with a hat like that can't be nothing less than the female version of arthur kade, but that's no reason to punch a woman like that.. I mean that's not even a slap, that was a real sucker punch to a woman, what kind of a pussy ass ed hardy wearing oily hair scum bug does that?
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QBN Français ours Dec 18, 08, 3:47 a.m.

Alors combien de gens parle français ici sur QBN,
je suis curieux de voir ça,

The terrorist won Jan 5, 10, 1:11 a.m.

..... and they didn't even have to work that hard.

€49 cable, mmhkay Jun 28, 11, 2:04 p.m.

Comon Apple you're pushing it,
even your incredibly rich user base will get tired one day,
at €49 for a 2m thunderbolt cable it better be fuckn made of gold!
http://store.apple.com/it/produc…

Moon Bombing Oct 9, 09, 3:20 a.m.

Its starting
I'm listenning to the live feed, I'm going to get some popcorn
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/n…

Let's play a game Mar 21, 11, 3:26 p.m.

eurozone Sep 26, 11, 2:10 p.m.

place your bets,
Italy isn't going too well, but I bet you a ffffound invite that spain will tank first

Your earliest work Jan 13, 11, 1:18 p.m.

Something stupid I did 10 years ago, when I was experimenting with internet humor,

post the earliest work you find laying around :)
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Rich People Jun 17, 11, 11:33 a.m.

So America Sep 11, 09, 8:34 a.m.

You still don't feel bad for invading Iraq?
8 years, close to a million Iraqis dead and still no Osama found.

What is the point of this carnage?