WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION FOUND !
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Saturday, November 13, 2004
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION FOUND !- Fallulah, Iraq
23 american soldiers and 600 insurgents were killed today, in the ongoing effort to liberate that country from the grip of terrorism.
The deaths occured as US intelligence operatives successfully located the seemingly illusive 'weapons of mass destruction', believed non-existant by a majority of the american public and in the international community. We are told that the militant extremists were concealing the
'Weapons of Mass Destruction" in the form of 'sticks' and 'rocks'...
The president, hard at work smelling his fingers on his ranch in Texas, commented " i smell my own farts..." and added " smell my fingers, there is fart in there".
It is believed the american casualties were a result of asphyxiation in what intelligence is describing to be a "tragic non-combat related field excercise in ass smelling gone terribly retarded".