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• Akagiyama0

  You wake up as Melania Trump.

  What do you see when you roll over?

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  • pool boy_niko
  • wait, am I Melania Trump? the no not the pool boy lol petite lesbian masseuse?
    this game's confusing..._niko
  • it's a trick question... Melania doesn't have room to roll overPonyBoy
  • a turd sandwich, but a genuine turd between two pieces of bread, and a card that only says "D."rzu-rzu
  • When you roll over you bite the pillow.palimpsest

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• Nairn2

  I scratch my balls.

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  • And then, coffee.
    After, declare war on France.Nairn
  • France always deserves a nice religious war, doesn't it? :)rzu-rzu

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• nb1

  Moderator of QBN

  Your boss tells you to increase the value of QBN.

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  • shut it down and sell the domainhans_glib

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• YakuZoku0

  you wake up as Scarabin
  what happens next?

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  • Skull....skulls everywhere!utopian
  • I quickly sketch Satan's face as it appeared in my dream before I forget it, but I give up when it starts to resemble Dolly Parton a bit too much :)rzu-rzu

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• rzu-rzu-3

  with what? :D

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  • gee whizz... please remove this onerzu-rzu

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