Bad smells in the world

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  • jmckinno2

    I met this very attractive woman and we went out on a few dates. The second date we had, her breath smelled like shit, actual shit. I thought she just had coffee all day and forgot a mint, so I offered her some gum. On the third date she showed up again, with breath stinking of shit. I was overwhelming. I couldn't even look in her general direction when she spoke.

    After dinner, I asked her about her breath and she said no one has ever told her that. I was like "come on! are you serious?" to myself.

    • Probable non-painful gum infection that hasn't been noticed yet.kalkal
    • ^GuyFawkes