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- vaxorcist0
And drove away in his black VolksWagon Passat
- cannonball19780
Could have states for one more round of Baccarat
- *stayedcannonball1978
- Could have states for one more round of stayed?********
- vaxorcist0
because we all know, that game is where it's at
- vaxorcist0
but if you sit on your ass all day playing games you get fat
- vaxorcist0
and sitting here reading poetry might be even worse for your health
- vaxorcist0
you don't even get paid, so it's bad for your wealth
- _niko0
and you don't even get laid unless it's by your self
- vaxorcist0
and you're being watched by the Elf on the Shelf
- dbloc0
The elf is creepy, he moves around and stares
- cannonball19780
And faps into your cue tips before hiding in his lair
- cannonball19780
Then you hear whispers and think that you are the Mayor
- _niko0
with a rock in the pipe, take a hit like Rob Ford
- vaxorcist0
and then his popularity totally soared
- _niko0
kept in exciting while others had you royally bored
- dbloc0
his head looks like a misshapen gord
- _niko0
sad but he'll probably win the next election
- dbloc0
soon we'll all get that nasty infection
- vaxorcist0
and the conservatives all get an erection
- ********0
talking about erection, looking forward for some action
- _niko0
Jackson reruns on TBS, can't hear shit, closed caption.