QBN Collaborative Poem
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- dbloc0
I've contained myself so far, do make me start to cuss!
- ukit20
QBN is dying, this is The Last of Us
- vaxorcist0
and the hedge fund dude is still trying to sell you a stock prospectus
- vaxorcist0
But the truly smart know he's trying to disrespect us
- cannonball19780
23 And Me got me DNA on file
- cannonball19780
Google gonna have my health on auto-dial
- ukit20
The NSA will be saving that DNA, and storing it for a while
- _niko0
they'll clone your ass like Jeff Goldblum
- prophetone0
and like screechy dan's jeep you'll go boom boom boom
- ukit20
They'll reengineer your brain and figure out where the rhymes flowed from
- vaxorcist0
...but they'll never figure out your secret - Captain Morgan's Rum!
- vaxorcist0
even though that shit tastes like it comes out of a pirate's bum
- ukit20
And like Johnny Depp, the other thing that really worried me was the ether.
- cannonball19780
Ether? Shit i thought he shermed his reefer
- vaxorcist0
no..., he just smoked his high school term paper
- vaxorcist0
which all the girls thought was quite a stunning caper
- ukit20
But then one of them accused him of trying to rape her
- ukit20
Before stabbing him in the heart with a rapier
- vaxorcist0
and that violent knife wound got blood all over his lapel