Hetero Gay Thread
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- oey
I was in this party a friend organized. Nu-Disco whatever, and I saw other 4 guys and a girl I know.
They are all gay and she's blond and fat and works in a kitchen. There was also this hot blond chick dressed in red that is an ex-girlfriend of a gay friend of mine. But she has a Neanderthal boyfriend.
I drank three different juices from my own bottle because one of my gay friends had pills and also asked me if i wanted to drink from his bottle, he warned me it had GHB and he was wearing this sleeve in one of his arms to appear that he has tattoos.
Then I met a hot Polish woman but she was into this Nature cult but had nice tits, I met her through a lesbian friend.
Then this Canadian chick dressed as school girl asked me if she could smoke a bit of my joint with me, I said okay but I spent my time checkin one of two Afro chick's booty, skin and curly hair but she was wearing hUGS or whatever it's called so I had to move my eyes to this very beautiful girl with shaven head that suddenly reminded me somebody, I know, Sinnead O'Connor.
So I went back and the HOT blond in red asked me where I knew this guy from and asked me if I was gay, I replied that no and made the remark she looked real good and started to tell me about her recent relation of two months and I told her to squeeze it and she said she loves to squeeze. I was suddenly aroused and had to move somewhere else, not without changing my contact with her, I also found out she lives with a friend of mine, because I needed to share my sudden excitement.
I look around saw this 1,50m tall girl but her breast were almost as big as her.
In the end I decided to come home to work in some projects and troll in QBN, because this two ladies that would love to threesome me were starting to annoy me, one looked like Steffie Graff and the other one was hubby with no ass dressed as my grandmother.
On my way out I said goodbye to the anarchist girl from the tickets, because this was in a squat, and said thanks have a nice evening and she gave me a little smile and this look that I'm sure she was thinking that I'm gay. But no, I would love to kiss that mouth with that 2 minute interval between her front teeth.
While biking my way home I saw this hot lady but she was with a guy dressed like MacGyver.
I went to get some fries and the place was crowded just with guys.
I arrive home but my housemate was already sleeping and I bet she doesn't want to have sex again tonight because she already did a couple of other guys this week and she says it hurts because one of them was big and I'm rough.
What a night!
- youngdesigner0
oey!
- GeorgesII0
An atheist liberal pacifist democrat evolutionist muslim feminist socialist gay jew communist catholic unionist abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU and NAACP) was bitching at a college class and she told the class that she was a strong independent menstruating womyn and she was going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, “GAWD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 human minutes, and I’m glad all those people died on 9/11! Also all men are rapists and I have abortions for fun.
She got down to the last couple of minutes and a brave, patriotic, pro-life marine just returned from the War of Independence and honorably discharged and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal as fuck jet-boots on), and sent her flying from her platform through two panes of glass, two twin towers, a pile of cans, a young mother pushing a baby carriage, a nun and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, 12 broken ribs, internal bleeding and a missing spine.
She bitched, “What’s the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong beautiful negro womyn? You stupid Christian, I only worship my vagina!
That marine replied, “GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in combat in the coke wars (Never forget). So... he... sent... ME!
The professor cried a single tear and said “I was wrong to want equal rights for homosexuals, women and minorities. Barry Hussain Osama is a Muslim socialist atheist and he hates America. I am now pro-life, pro-guns, and pro-capital punishment”. The professor then burnt her copy of Origin of the Species, shaved her legs, put her bra back on, and started to make the marine a sandwich. “If Trayvon Martin didn’t want to die he should not have been wearing a hoodie!
Welcome to the Republican Party” Said the Marine.
The students applauded and all registered with the Republican party that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag (where it shed a single tear).
That professor was Richard Elizabeth Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That young mother was Sarah Palin. That nun was Michele Bachmann. That eagle was Ron Paul. That marine’s name? Albert Einstein.
- whhipp0
WTF is wrong with you peeps?
- raf0
- boobs0
Don't come back with a story. Come back with something to fuck.
- teh0
Id gang bang a girl and rub balls with a guy thats about it. id also bang a tranny thai ladyboy of course.
- dobre0
^
I'd shoot that swimmer boy bangin Scarabin with it.
- oey0
Yesterday I worked in "Fucking Pop Queers".
Today in "Rapido"For a hetero, I'm having a great LGBT weekend!
Friday, Saturday and Sunday...wow!
That's one of the main reasons for this thread.Enjoy life my fellow QBN'ers and QBN'ettes!
- monospaced0
bump
- sofas0
The relation between sexual orientation and penile size
"The relation between sexual orientation and penile dimensions in a large sample of men was studied. Subjects were 5122 men interviewed by the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction from 1938 to 1963. They were dichotomously classified as either homosexual (n = 935) or heterosexual (n = 4187). Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development."
