anti jokes
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- cannonball19780
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
- MrT0
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb.
Let's go on a bike-ride!
- elahon0
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
- elahon0
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
- teh0
Dave is blind
Dave walked into a bar
Dave hurt his head.
- ribit0
My dog has a nose. There's nothing wrong with it. My dog smells fine.
- cannonball19780
Some of those aren't aimed at being unfunny.
- Mr_Right0
How many Dadists does it take to change a lightbulb.
The fish.
- set0
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
- BonSeff0
- Lance Krall is awesome, I loved his Vietnamese Commercial bit:
http://www.youtube.c…elahon
- Lance Krall is awesome, I loved his Vietnamese Commercial bit:
- BonSeff0
jack and jill went up the hill
and i haven't had a meaningful conversation with my kids in 12 years
- UKV0
how do you get a one armed bandit out of a tree? >>>>>
- teh0
A guy walls into a gay bar and everyone wants to push his stool in.
- cannonball19780
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.
- chris_himself_20
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
- teh0
Dave is polish.
How did Dave fall out of the tree?
Raking leaves.
- GeorgesII0
What is green,
have leaves,
sway with the winds,
can be bushy,
dies when not watered,
have roots,
can be use to make paper,thanks for reading
- omg0
Yo, microphone check one two what is this?
- set0
Why did Dave buy a bicycle?
Because he wanted one.