Superman: Man of Steel
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- utopian0
- 3/5 dongsutopian
- Or are you referring to the pods that launched Zod and cronies into the phantom zone?JerseyRaindog
- I laughed out loud in the theater when those ice dongs blasted offdigitdaily
- So you are saying they shouldn't make children's toys of those rockets?ETM
- I also laughed out loud at the dildo podsAl_dizzle
- CygnusZero40
I downloaded a decent torrent of this today, saw in theaters over the weekend. Its just astounding how awful the 2nd half of this movie is. I men Michael Bay must have this fucking CGI shiftfest on repeat in his screening room while he jacks off oceans of cum.
Its almost offensive and mind numbing action. Never saw anyone try so hard to prove to us they know how to use a computer. Someone paid Zack Snyder to make this movie??? Ive seen most of his films, and pretty much all of them are total style and effects over substance. Did 300 even have a story? I remember the whole movie being colorized and in slow motion.
This is basically what happens when you give a computer guy 150 million and tell him to make a superman movie. Utter garbage. Nice to see its nose dived down to 50% on rotten tomatoes. Itll be at 30 in a month. But at least its making a shit ton of money so we get more horrid sequels.
- I'm sorry.. are you saying that you expected a summer blockbuster movies to be deep and profound?Miguex
- babydick0
Fuck that shit!
I really tried to like Man of Steel.
Superman is a dick for letting Kevin Costner get sucked up by a tornado like that. Fucking asshole.
Diane Lane is hot!
- SigDesign0
Worst movie I've seen in a long time... and I'm not comparing it to 'cinema.' I'm comparing it to Hollywood action movies...
Worst Hollywood action movie in a very long time... started out good, but that was it...
- Miguex0
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It can't be worse than fast and furious
- Miguex0
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki…
do you guys complain when you order a cheeburger at mcdonalds too? Like.. what the hell man.. this is not even meat... why is the patty not resting between a crispy artisan bread? Are these pickles even real?
I mean... you knew what you were going to see when you bought that ticket...
- teh0
^ Agree.
Was this a homage to the Matrix who paid homage to Superman?
The superman original story is a good remake for kids but for fans in their 20-40s probably thought it was a shit remake and a waste of R&D.spoiler:
Thought it was a cool twist how L.L. knew Superman was C.K. in the end.- from this movie, doesn't all of Smallville now know he is?BabySnakes
- Not when he puts he's specs on...goldieboy
- Baby you ruined it!teh
- goldieboy0
Watched it last night. 2/5 Super hero fights at super hero speed in 3D... headache!
- sighost0
"Too much CGI"
Yeah, should of destroyed the buildings for real.
Avengers should of had real aliens.
Toy Story should of had real talking toys.- Or come up with a better plot that didnt need all this mind numbing bullshit?CygnusZero4
- attentionspan0
That was pretty fucking awesome. This is what superman should be like. I saw someone complaining about superman not having chemistry with Lois, well newsflash hes a fucking alianated alien who is not human, and only has basic understanding of human emotions. So i thought that Henry Cavill fit the part well - might just be bad acting but still.
- necromation0
saw last night... it was fucking amazing! Krypton was amazing.
I loved the SUPER size destruction that was on show.i felt for the first time who hard it would possible be to be a
god amongst us, his longing to fit in yet knowing that he could
cast him aside as different if he was ever found out...it's what we humans are good at :(
This was a superman movie, probably the one every DC fan
has been waiting for... I'm still a Marvel boy at heart but well
done DCHave you every wanted to know what would happen if Supes hit you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?fe…
- inv0
Loved it too! Great artwork for the Kryptonian tech.
- GeorgesIV0
// SPOILER QUESTION //
Does someone uses kriptonite on him and instead of killing every living thing on the planet, he goes to the bar and gets drunk?
- utopian0
this thread looks split 50/50
- 74LEO0
So he carries all of Kripton in him. Is it cells?, DNA? Were those eggs? So if he impregnates a human what happens? A hybrid?
Is Superman a Seahorse or are Kriptonians A-sexual?Thought this part of the movie was the newest touch and interesting.
- 74LEO0
They showed the birthing process naturally in the beginning but not the act of impregnation. If they do have sex thought that was kinda cool for these super aliens to still have a natural impregnation process. That a species so advanced still hasn't evolved past a M/F joint impregnation.
- kona0
saw it last night and i thought it was amazing. i went into the movie thinking it is what it is. I wasn't going to see "on golden pond."
"too much cgi!" really? it's superman vs zod flying/fighting at amazing speeds... how the fuck else they gonna show that?
for the 1st 3/4 of the movie i thought to myself that this could be the best comic book movie adaptation ever. the character development and story were superb.
i was only turned off by two points. 1) after the zod fight the sears product placement. that's the only one blatant enough to reach out and smack the shit out of my face. 2) the transformers like 30-40 seconds. you all know what i'm talking about.
the rest was brilliant.
- Come up with another story that didnt need matrix fighting? Horrible. HGetting slammed on RT, deservingly.CygnusZero4
- Damn good reason why Dark Knight is over 90%, and this is at around 50%. One sucks, the other does not.CygnusZero4
- A plot hole here, questionable motivation there. Greatest movie ever.kona
- < Dark Knight of course. I think you're a little too critical.kona
- Cygnus just has to make sure everyone hates the movie as much as he hates it.monospaced
- both were bad but matrix paying homage to superman paying homage to matrix does not compute.74LEO
- lol@mono. Didn't hate the Matrix-style artificial birth because it was a great homage to John Bryne's 1986 Man of Steel origin mini-series.kona
- of Steel origin mini-series.kona
- marychain0
Actually...its around 82% with fans.....57 with critics....which doesnt mean dick...who needs movie critics