Fifty shades of
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- melq0
I was recently talking literature with an older lady that disapprovingly referred to "50 Shades of Grey" as "porn".
She was able to say this with conviction because she'd read all three books.
- GeorgesII0
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It wasn't long before my face lit up i was half asleep laid on the bed dreaming about Dwayne coming to join me. I felt my foot being touch and a tongue against my leg, i woke quickly looking down the bed smi8ling that he'd sobered enough to get himself up and out of the bath, but the smile soon left my face I realised it was actually tyson licking my leg as he cleaned his knackers. I slumped back to a horizontal position my dreams now ruined. I heard dwayne burp and then throw up hoping he was still in the bath and that i wouldn't stand in it when i stumbled half asleep to the toilet in the night.
- Projectile0
hahahah gold!!
Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women". "As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drif
ted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same.