$540 Million Lottery
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- Iifeinvector0
I already know I will never win the lottery.
- CALLES0
i would buy Funk
- CanHasQBN0
i'd change my name to make it harder for greedy people to find me. yes i could change it now, but i have no reason to.
- meta world peacedbloc
- what would you change it to?ohhhhhsnap
- Ron Artest.CanHasQBN
- ha haa. that would be awesome actuallydbloc
- ohhhhhsnap0
privilege. spell check.
- ohhhhhsnap0
er, you can change your name now for less than $100... CanHasQBN.
Why wait.
I'm sure you've some privilage in your corner too, you want to travel? f*** just do it!
---------The saddest damn site that I see is my neighbors and folks buying up these tickets who are already scraping the bottom of the barrel in my communities. Old dude I was sitting next to at the unemployment office going through his tickets like he had something... I felt so bad.
That whole thing is a sham.
America needs to wake the hell up.
- fooler0
I was at a dinner today and I didn't have enough money to tip the over worked under paid waitress so I told her I would either tip her double the amount the next day or give her half of my lottery winnings if I won. If I win this thing my wife is going to be pissed I have to give this waitress half the winnings.
- Go to the atm and pay that girl out.
nthkl - sounds like a great movie idea
slinky - reminds me of when i was in Nam, then went to Idaho and this sheriff kept fucking with memoldero
- i hope you're not married to rosie perezprophetone
- lol prophet. classic.dMullins
- Go to the atm and pay that girl out.
- randommail0
Let's all agree that if the winner is a QBNer, he or she is obligated to at least put something in place to stop all the spamming here.
- albums0
If no one wins, the next jackpot starts at just under a billion dollars.
- moldero0
this is on FB now:
"'Share' this photo, and if we win the $640,000,000 jackpot tonight, we'll split it with every person who shared!!!"
https://www.facebook.com/photo.p…
hope that fb link works- not sharing, but if they win and pay up ima be like "why I is so stupid?!"moldero
- HijoDMaite0
Houses:
1. I would buy a house in Del Mar overlooking San Dieguito Lagoon and PCH
2. Lake Tahoe on the water (CA side)
3. House on Oahu probably South/East shore near Koko craterI would donate 30% to various charities, churches and foundations.
My immediate family (three sisters and their family) would get all their bills cleared and a million each.
close friends (about 6 people) get bills cleared and 100K each.then...
- prophetone0
also, i would buy skrillex
- to make it stopprophetone
- no shit man. that idiotic crap music is EVERYWHERE now.mg33
- prophetone0
castle in whistler for local winter season shredding, castle in methven new zealand for its winter season shredding. space shuttle service between those locations.
- identity0
Incredible:
- mg330
If I did win that much money, I'd by no means be lazy with it. After the shock wore off I'd be pretty pumped to pursue some business ideas. I'd still want to work and create something. My fiance and I have a big goal of opening a bed and breakfast/boutique hotel in the woods in Colorado someday; I'd go after that and focus on getting every aspect of my vision into it.
In the short term I'd definitely get my snowboarding friends together on a massive quest to ride at the places that still have snow. Probably just buy a cabin in Whstler, party and snowboard until burning the place down.
- melq0
Any time I consider purchasing a lottery ticket I instead take that dollar and put it in an envelope.
Total winnings thus far: $1
- Mr_Right0
Chance QBN will be free of spam next week: 1 in 263,000.
Chance a spammer will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 14.
- prophetone0
saw this on CNN, kinda sums it up as far as odds...
Chance you will be die from being struck by lightning: 1 in 3 million. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.
- Which means nothing.404NotFound
- chance of getting spot13 to understand what's going on: 1 in ∞albums
- it means 'fat chance bud'prophetone