Smart Phone #2
Smart Phone #2
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- dbloc
Is there anyone that doesn't jump on they're smart phone when they are dropping a deuce?
- spendogg0
If someone tells you they don't - they are LYING!
- d_rek0
Think of the the next time you need to use a friends smart phone...
...you'll be rubbing their feces all over your hands + face. Mmm....
Likewise, we rub our own feces over our hands and face all day long. Mmm...
- you're doing it wrong.johnny_wobble
- I don't know about you, but my hand never comes into contact with feces when I take a poo. You are doing it wrong.CanHasQBN
- It's called fecal coliform. Look it up.d_rek
- albums0
see a doctor if you're squatting on the pot long enough to do anything but shit and wipe.
- monospaced0
*sent from my iPhone while taking a shit
- CanHasQBN0
I don't know what I used to do before my iPhone. I think I just used to sit there and take a shit. Now I'm browsing for new houses. Weird.
- you didn't read a book, magazine, or the back of a product bottle?monospaced
- fear and loathing is the perfect shitter book. you can get through a chapter each sitting.johnny_wobble
- dijitaq0
heard a horor story of a phone dropping into the toilet while doing the deed; hence i never take mine with me
