QBN Baby Thread
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- GeorgesII
Everyone I know is having kids these days,
- Qbners who already have grown kids (walking, talking) post some tips you've learned over the years.
- for new or soon to be parents:
post what you have done to prepare for the arrival-
- TresLeches0
- Little bugger is obviously giving doc some hard time there.Beeswax
- ukit0
- Atkinson0
just let them do what ever they want
- little_kev0
I have already grown some kids.
As I recall it is important to water them regularly and to feed them.
But try not to over-feed them.And get tv's in their rooms, from about 6 months
- Atkinson0
I think you could probably leave the food and drink in their room, just don't use a bag, that'd be dangerous
- Projectile0
If a kid is crying or throwing a tantrum, it's because it wants something. A good parent will give them that thing, so that they won't scream any more. A bad parent will deprive them of the kitchen knife/bag of tartrazine-filled sweets that they so clearly need to have and they will end up living in emotional squalour.
- ********0
too soon?
- ok_not_ok0
Read to them all the time.
- GeorgesII0
fuck it...
let's go back to wasting times on original vs copy plastic chairs:(
- come to tawdry gfx board for child-rearing tips and go away disappointed. who'd have thunk itlittle_kev
- are you retarded?
or did you just register a troll account to say this?GeorgesII - ouch. I am mentally challenged, but a troll?! Try this for yr child-rearing support: http://www.gaydadsup…little_kev
- Atkinson0
Serious:
Read to them
Ask them what theyve enjoyed best that day
Dont mention 'baddies'
Dont argue in front of them
You'll know when they're ready to loose their nappies - dont force it!
Dont give them crack- There's wiggle room o that last one, right? RIGHT?!?!locustsloth
- nosaj0
If you work a 9-5 ish job, find something you like to do with them early in the morning on the weekend. I try and take our one year old to the farmers market around 7-8am on Sat or Sun then we go home and nap.
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- CALLES0
- YEAHHHHHHHHHH! paste them damn mother fucking ribs yo!********
- YEAHHHHHHHHHH! paste them damn mother fucking ribs yo!
