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- neverscared1
Astronomers in Awe of Terrifying "Eye of Sauron" That's Pointed Straight at Earth
- "The Eye of Sauron is located roughly 7.4 billion light-years away and likely won't pose much of a danger."utopian
- webazoot0
'Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis'
- mort_1
Trump hints he will change Pentagon’s name to Department of War
- thanks palantirneverscared
- Finally, a proper nameOBBTKN
- i thought his big 'deal' was all about peace?Ianbolton
- department of dog&pet eaters would have a good ring...neverscared
- neverscared2
Doorbell prankster that tormented residents of German apartments turns out to be a slug
- neverscared0
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
- https://theonion.com…neverscared
- scary that their satire is always 3 months ahead of reality_niko
- webazoot4
How I learned to stop worrying and love the snakes in my ceiling
- https://www.theguard…webazoot
- ahah i knew its AU without looking into that url********
- neverscared7
We’re Being Ruled Over by the World’s Biggest Losers
- https://www.thenatio…neverscared
- because of the shit populace thoughsrhadden
- What’s new?monospaced
- losers and wierdos, running all on feelings, no factsinteliboy
- And they're all kid fuckersYakuZoku
- also ...jaden smith is CD of menswear at LouboutinSquiddy
- mort_8
- https://media1.tenor…YakuZoku
- Lolz: "Mother, blogger".ideaist
- BlowerOBBTKN
- webazoot3
Jane Goodall said she would launch Trump and Musk on one-way trip into space
In a lifetime studying the behavior of chimpanzees, Jane Goodall became something of an authority on the aggressiveness of alpha male adults. Now, in an interview released just days after her death, the famed primatologist reveals what she would do with Donald Trump, Elon Musk and other human beings she saw as showing similar traits: launch them on a one-way trip into space.
- mort_2
Nature’s Labubu’: why are gen Z ‘unboxing’ conkers?
- neverscared1
Rising heat kills one person a minute worldwide, major report reveals
- a nanosecond.... soon.neverscared
- really, from one person a minute to one every billionth of a second? THIS IS GOD DAMMED SERIOUS QBN!!!kingsteven
- thank god its not per Yoctosecondneverscared
- neverscared2
Judge notices officer isn't wearing pants
