Helping Japan
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- insomnie
Decided to do something nice for the people of Japan.
This week all proceeds from "Trololo Sounds" app for iPhone will be donated to RedCross for Japan.
- benfal990
Iam kinda tired.
- SteveJobs0
i don't have enough faces or palms to show my response to this thread.
- ********0
i think it's all right.
- monospaced0
Why don't you just bump one of your other 5 trololo threads or just post in one of the several Japan threads?
- dedicated thread = more exposure = more help for japan.SteveJobs
- I see what you did theremonospaced
- reinitialize0
everyone who gave 10 bucks doesn't need to start a thread telling others that they just gave, expecting others to applaud them for being so altruistic.
- SteveJobs0
How to Profit off the Innocent Lives Taken in Natural Disasters
- Hombre_Lobo0
if this isnt a complete joke, your a complete moron.
if it is a joke, i approve.
- Miguex0
Just send money man, I know you probably had good intentions with this, and I'm sure you are a nice guy, but these sort of things I would probably keep private so they actually mean something.
If you spread the word about your app, your poster, or t-shirt, you are coming of as an insensitive person trying to capitalize on a massive tragedy.
- kingsteven0
option one: it's a joke (it's not a joke, or it's a particularly moronic joke)
option two: you're promoting your app off the back of a disaster (considering how often you spam your shit app on here, this seems likely... but i can't imagine anything so fucking retarded)
option 3: you're bragging about giving to charity (total fucking douche)
- moldero0
How to kill yourself like a man.
- moldero0
# Lick a hooker's ass:
What you need: a hooker, $0.75.
How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!
That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.