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- luckyorphan0
You have a greater likelihood of winning the lottery at peak times than being struck by lightning...twice.
There's a reason they call it the idiot tax.
- e-pill0
if i won, id give everyone i knew 1000 dollars cept all the people who told me the odds were stacked against me..they receive nothing.
- the odds are stacked against youMr_Fantastic
- dude...you are TOTALLY gonna win that.Dodecahedron
- me and pill go way back.Dodecahedron
- DoktorDavid0
no way to play from outside the US, eh (feverishly rerouting IP addresses)? Damn... I knew we shouldn't have won last night's game... =]
- CanHasQBN0
just bought 5 tickets. that increases my chances 5 times, right? i have good chance?
- Soler0
odds are in 1 in 175 million per play
- boobs0
Dude! My boxing career is over. I'm too old to be a champion athlete. I'm too young to join The Rolling Stones.
The odds are lousy, but this is, quite literally, my only chance.
- hedge0
Hell might freeze over by me saying this, but I bought 5 tickets.
What would you guys do if I won? I mean I'm well-off but not to the extent of $350 million.
- i would hire a hitman.CanHasQBN
- buy a million tickets. you'll have a 1 in 750 chance of winningscarabin
- How would I even facilitate buying a million tickets? Logistics issues.hedge
- oops, that would be 1 in 175scarabin
- "i would hire a hitman."
LOL!fooler - aren't the odds the same even if you but a million tickets?SrSamaurai
- JSK0
If I won, I would not come here.
- VikingKingEleven0
If I win, I am flying everyone to QBN NY Drinks night.
- scarabin0
sorry guys, it's all over. i won.
- hedge0
holy fuck holjy fuck
- fooler0
- fuck, i'm not blondescarabin
- damn Hurley really blew up after lostSrSamaurai
- he looks like he ate chris farleyscarabin
- randommail0
holy crap, I won!
I'm buying QBN and shutting it down.
- CanHasQBN0
Winners of tonight's jackpot:
• 77yo white couple from Ohio
• 34 grandchildren
• Husband will keep driving his old truck
• Wife will keep working at the factory for $7 per hour
• Half of their winnings will be donated to their church
- randommail0
I want to see Kim Kardashian win the jackpot.
- haha. i was thinking about this, except it was Dick Cheney.CanHasQBN
- LOL. that wins.randommail
- kona0
yep. gettin my tickets in about an hour.
- HijoDMaite0
so what are the winning numbers? site is down?