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- Ravdyk
I got out of a client meeting with the assignment to make the website design more porno. Does anybody have a clue on what that means? Did you ever get this feedback before? Is it something like make it pop more? I am confused
- Stugoo0
ask him to give examples of stuff he likes... if you get 2 girls one cup. fire him.
- orrinward0
Just throw some porn in. Give him what he wants.
- appalled0
all stock photos need fake facials, over photoshop the skin, super whiten teeth, outer glow every body, liquefy boobs and butts to make them more voluptuous
and have a gang bang bukkake video play on homepage load
let me know if that doesn't sort your issues
- Miesfan0
Is she hot?
- orrinward0
Why not just ask your client to clarify? Explain that you're far more likely to produce something he likes, in a more efficient way, if he clarifies what he wants rather than using ambiguous buzzwords.
I think people should just point out that what their client/employer is saying makes no sense, even if it sounds cool.
'We're recruiting a design ninja' - The guy that gets this job should really just never show up for work and just claim it's his ninja skills that makes them not be able to see him.
'We're recruiting a design rockstar' - The guy that gets this job by all rights should be able to do coke off his desk and fuck the secretary in the bathroom.
- Ravdyk0
Yeah I did ask to clarify. But it's not the kind of client that clarifies in his eyes "more porn" is as clear as it gets. By the way it's for an exclusive club. Does he mean it should look more like a porn site or something?
- you should have asked if he meant, scat, golden showers, bukkake, or octopus porn.Amicus
- JerseyRaindog0
Well this thread is mildly disappointing.
- Miesfan0
Dear XXX
After the last meeting it became clear that most porn, I am writing to tell you I need an adjective.
Sado? Amateur? Ex-girlfriend?...perhaps as a unique climbing club, bondage? I don't want it look like I have some knowledge infinite. A Google search light indicated a hundred million references.
Could you narrow the field "porn"?
Thanks.
- maquito0
One of my clients likes to use the word "sexy" when talking about designs. Like, for example, a brochure that should look more "sexy". I still have no clue what SHE (...) means, but it seems to be working for her.
- Ravdyk0
What do you do when she says that? I think it's the same thing
- Miesfan0
Porn look is somewhat delicate. Can be understood as maximum sensuality, provocation, but they are just definitions almost always with a naked woman on purple satin ... and at the other end with some kind of humiliation.
Perhaps only relates to a flashing red neon.
btw for more porn, has to be some porn before ... how much?
Here CK trying it...
- autoflavour0
i agree, stick some porn in there, and if he complains.. kick him in the balls
- vaxorcist0
Bill this client a few hours for research
- maquito0
@ Ravdyk
"What do you do when she says that? I think it's the same thing"I think that when my client asks for it, the "sexiness" of the design may consist of coolish, mtv / hip / seudo-pop and colourful sort of shit that kids like... As far as I BELIEVE I understand her, it seems to be the clue for "make it sexier".
- pinkfloyd0
Add more tits and jenna haze.
- Douglas0
glossy, black, highend-escort service look?
gold/silver trim. luxury brand? reflections?