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- born19780
They've discovered that God indeed DOES exist and that he's in a new planet in another solar system, sitting on a chair, jerking off to Mary Poppins, while eating a strawberry pop tart.
Meanwhile on Earth, Kellogg's stock just rose 9000% percent and churches are now serving pop tarts at communion.
- dbloc0
- I'd hit it.born1978
- puddipuddihonestIy
- calles already diddoublespaced
- CALLES0
Maybe they just saved a lot of money on their car insurance
- ernexbcn0
They found a new form of life that can live from arsenic, here on earth in California, that completely changes what we think about life.
So yeah, no UFOs or little green men yet.
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
- dbloc0
We are the aliens.
- ok_not_ok0
Oil in Mars.
- doublespaced0
- omg what a great flick. esp the part where the aliens sing that all around the world jazz tune.prophet
- well it was rad when i was like 11prophet
- oh dude, I saw it a couple of months ago and, well, it's still rad!doublespaced
- great great movie up until the part where they arrive on that spaceship. that part sucks.mg33
- NonEntity0
Summut about cowboys & aliens?
*crosses fingers
- dbloc0
marijuana is legal on mars.
- dbloc0
UW1 Universe War I
- dbloc0
NASA: Um we fucked up and woke the beast...now were all fucked.