Owning the sun
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- autoflavour
some nutjob has now has claimed ownership over the sun, and is expecting anyone who uses the sun to pay her money.
good luck with that
- Hench0
Die.
- aanderton0
Send her to put a flag on it then the stupid bitch.
- Hench0
I claim ownership over her, hence claiming ownership over the Sun.
- Dodecahedron0
"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."
dang, definitely legit
- Hombre_Lobo_20
If i were in charge, i would say fair enough, its hers.
But she dont own the earth, so she cant live here.
Put her on a rocket to the sun and let her live on her planet.
- abettertomorrow0
The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers."
lolllll
- Just so there's no confusion as to which sun we're talking aboutabettertomorrow
- abettertomorrow0
All hail Duran.
Duran! Duran!
- tOki0
So as part of being taxed to use the sun, will she then be providing free treatment for skin cancers and the likes?
:)
- there is a comment in the story about starting a class action lawsuit against her for skin cancer victimsautoflavour
- brilliantHench
- autoflavour0
i wonder if she accepts paypal?
- moIdero0
the bitch should get sued for skin cancer
- autoflavour0
i wonder how she is planning on charging people tho, is it a day by day rate? or a yearly rate? will she be back charging or only from this point onwards.
seems like she has her work cut out for her
- georgesIII0
I claim ownership of the UNIVERS and I declare myself king of the koalas.
- hahahahaha...awesome...oey
- sorry, you have to be Australian to be King of the Koalas...Amicus
- well, then i guess i will declare myself king of koalasautoflavour
- Why not claim all typefaces?MrT
- abettertomorrow0
It seems ridiculous. Then again...a group of people have claimed every piece of land on Earth. How is this any different? I suppose she doesn't have an army to enforce her power.
- yes, but no one lives on the sunautoflavour
- No one lives on Antarctica either, but that didn't stop people from claiming itabettertomorrow
- Hombre_Lobo_20
i feel bad for anyone who is spanish, she's an embarrassment.
- moIdero0
only 10% for herself, how generous.
- utopian0
I just sent her a check, she seems like a really nice woman.