Anti Jokes
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- liamh
For the super sarcastic amongst us...
http://anti-joke.com/popular/ant…My favourite so far:
"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."
- eating_tv0
"Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded."
Not funny XD
- Jimbo820
Loving this.
- Hench0
Why did Dave buy a playstation?
Because he wanted one.
- Hench0
lol these are great
- maquito0
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
Five.
HAHA!
- Hench0
What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
Robin, get in the car.
I love the comment under this one too...
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH I actually was laughing for like 5 minutes! And no, im not 10 , im 14. Before anyone says, lol. Nice (:"
- georgesIII0
A man buys an Ipad, so he can have the most expensive photoframe
- you are doing it wrong, that's a joke, and it's a bad oneernexbcn
- nbq0
this one is excellent:
A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.- BAHAHAHAHAwhereRI
- hahahNot_Just_Another
- WIN.matnz
- lolprophet
- whereRI0
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
- rosskemp0
Hahaha some of these are so stupid, love it.
'Your friend is so gay. He has consensual sex with me, and enjoys it'
- Hombre_Lobo_20
How many coldplay members can you fit in a mini?
its fairly straight forward, its a four seater vehicle, so there is room for all 4 of them.
- was funnier on never mind the buzzcocks :(Hombre_Lobo_2
- LOLutopian
- I preferred Simon Amstells delivery.aanderton