Overheard in checkout line
Overheard in checkout line
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- DRIFTMONKEY
So, a scruffy short older man was in line buying crown royal.
clerk: have you had your flu shot yet?
customer: no sir, aren't allowed to have 'em.
clerk: oh, why's that?
customer: once, I was paralyzed from the neck down.
clerk: thank god you can walk
customer: what? I dunno what it was actually.
clerk:...
customer: well, it was probably that agent orange I was exposed to.
clerk: oh my. (getting uncomfortable)... ummm, is there anything else I can get for you today?
customer: no thanks, I'm not gay. (walks out)That just happened. =)
- akrok0
hehe
- doublespaced0
Uptight woman ordering coffee this morning from the barista.
Woman: "I'd like a large, non-fat, decaf latté"
Barista (under his breath): "What's the point?"
Woman: *scoff